I Can't Remember Why But I Had The Urge To Draw A Vaguely "y2k" Mayu

public service announcement for all skk and skk-adjacent writers out there:

it may be very tempting to go from Dazai calling Chuuya "petit mafia" (like some translations I can't find right now do) to an endearing pet name like using the French possessive form and get "mon petit mafia". HOWEVER, that string of words makes absolutely no sense in French:

The word "mafia" is feminine, so it should be "ma petite mafia" (my little mafia [organization])

"mafia" only refers to the group/organization, so unless you want Dazai to refer to Chuuya as his own mafia (which you could), the French translation of "mafioso" is "mafieux" (masc) or "mafieuse" (fem), for "mon petit mafieux" (my little mafioso), but you could also use mafioso as-is as the original Italian word.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 👍

Gotta love how Atsushi imagines Dazai handling this situation with calm confidence.

He envisions him standing tall among the wreckage like the calm after a storm. Dazai who knows exactly what to say and what should be done because he always does..

Meanwhile Dazai’s actually handling this situation by rolling on the floor in an anxiety burrito.

He’s a complete mess of limbs and emotions with thousand yard stare in his eyes.

Just incoherently screaming about the signs Chuuya! The signs!

There's a very small chance that I MIGHT like dazai. Just a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiny chance

MAYYBEW

whats going in w your notifs

only shows up when i have tumblr tap open

LOOK AT THIS KITTY I SAW THE OTHER DAY!! It tried to bite me whenever I pet it but not in an aggressive way bc this cat was purring (I think) idfk what was up w it

AWŴW

The guy who I wanted to win the pokemon championships won !!! :D

YAY

yellowjackets fans who don't fuck with taivan are the weakest links. you all will see two skinny feminine white girls stand next to each other and wax poetic about how much they mean to each other and their beautiful homoerotic longing but the moment there's a canonical lesbian relationship between a black woman and her butch girlfriend suddenly you don't give a fuck. "Oh, but tai cheated on her wife.." THEY EAT PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS!!!! WHY ARE WE POLICING THEIR MORALS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE TOXICITY LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

Fyozai au where fyodor is an old widowed duchess who has taken the saintess dazai looking for refuge after the last assassination attempt sent by the saintess's opposing faction.

She has reputation and much more to gain, alas-

-It may be the worst decision the duchess has made...but it seems the saintess would beg to differ? 🤨

@doctorforks

you do your hand gestures like you're teachjng EW

I WAS IN TEACHER MODE