And I Agree

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

pre shower makeup? nah man, pre shower cvts.

Real af

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sometimes im not even sad when i cvt like i’ll literally just be watching a vireo while slicing and dicing

Me too bro, me too.

Me checking daily on a forgotten ao3 relationship tag with barely any fandom hoping there's any new content (the most recent activity was 4 months ago)

For real.

Superman: And that’s why we should meet them.

Batman: Huh?

Superman: We should show them that we’re not hostile.

Batman: Hah!

Superman: Ok, I see your point. What if we were to meet on neutral grounds?

Batman: Hmm…

Superman: Yes, I think he’d be a good choice too.

Batman: Huh.

Superman: Well, he’s met them before and he’s familiar with their customs.

Batman: Hrm.

Superman: That’s decided then. Green Lantern, Batman and I feel that you should be the one to lead this diplomatic meeting with the Ungarans.

Batman: Hn.

Green Lantern: I’ve been standing here with the two of you the whole time yet I feel like I’ve missed an entire episode of a series. Do the two of you have telepathic powers that I don’t know about?