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Latest Posts by bl-webtoonweeb - Page 2
we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
My hero actually DID his job!
It had been a political meeting with the big media, as Vlad had to listen to other citizens talk about their heroes and complain about how they have more supervillains and damage. As a reporter, asked Vlad, the mayor of Amity Park, what he thought about it. He himself didn't talk about villain attacks or similar.
Vlad:" It's not my fault that your heroes are failures."
Yeah Vlad insulted every hero and city just with 1 sentence.
Politician angry from Metropolis:" What the hell are you talking about?"
Vlad:" How many years did your heroes fight their villains in your cities with collateral damage?"
Someone from Gotham said, " Maybe now 20 years maybe more."
Vlad:" The hero in Amity Park only took 1 year to show all his villains the right path, that they dropped being evil, and only once in a while visit to fight the hero without any damage to the city other than that place where they fight."
Vlad had built an Arena for it; it helped both Ghost and Danny fight and train.
Many of them are silent, as if they couldn't believe 1 word to say, " Impossible. Our heroes tried it for so many years."
Vlad:" If your failures did their job, you wouldn't have any villains years ago. So, yes, I don't think your heroes do their jobs."
Vlad then didn't talk anymore about this theme; he got bored of it.
And for the media and politicians, 1 online search and they saw Vlad told the truth... And they were kind of angry and confused. How comes that boy in 1 year fixed all his villain but someone like Superman or Batman wasn't able to do it for years!
Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake
Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame
Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea
Now Tim is arguing too
Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise
Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed
Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”
He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.
“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”
Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.
So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.
So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”
You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.
Breaks over enjoy post
Superman: And that’s why we should meet them.
Batman: Huh?
Superman: We should show them that we’re not hostile.
Batman: Hah!
Superman: Ok, I see your point. What if we were to meet on neutral grounds?
Batman: Hmm…
Superman: Yes, I think he’d be a good choice too.
Batman: Huh.
Superman: Well, he’s met them before and he’s familiar with their customs.
Batman: Hrm.
Superman: That’s decided then. Green Lantern, Batman and I feel that you should be the one to lead this diplomatic meeting with the Ungarans.
Batman: Hn.
Green Lantern: I’ve been standing here with the two of you the whole time yet I feel like I’ve missed an entire episode of a series. Do the two of you have telepathic powers that I don’t know about?
Clark, walking in the Watchtower: hey guys sorry I'm la--
Hal: WHAT'S. ON YOUR FACE.
Clark: ?? My eyes? OH, you mean my beard! Yeah, I'm trying a new look. Do you like it Ba--
Bruce, trembling: I have to go (smoke bomb)
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Alfred: Bruce. Please get up.
Bruce curled into a little ball of horny and feelings: kill me Alfred. Please
Alfred: Maybe after dinner
I was reading batman/superman AND BATMAN THINKS CLARK IS GOING TO DIE AND HIS FACE :(((
please he’s just a fucking kid :(( he’s supposed to be at school and making new friends :(((
yeah pretty much 😭
One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
me planning fluff vs having to write it
No, no, no they have a point..😔
moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.
And I agree
“not all men”
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
This is what I've been telling people for ages 🤦🏾♀️
I feel like it has to be said again, but when you tag a story with x reader, character should have neither a name unless it's a nickname, callsign or alias, nor any specific description like black hair and blue eyes, but if it's a person of colour, chubby or something like that, its fine.
I keep finding stories where the supposed reader has a government name that isn't an alias nor callsign and has specific descriptions like blonde/black hair, blue/green eyes and pale/caramel skin. Again, if you're writing a story where the main character has specific descriptions or name, it's not a x reader.
Me too bro, me too.
Me checking daily on a forgotten ao3 relationship tag with barely any fandom hoping there's any new content (the most recent activity was 4 months ago)
