I Literally Can’t Make Eye Contact With You Without Grinning Like An Idiot Omg

I wanna tell him that he has the cutest name I've ever heard and that it suits him very well because he is the cutest

forever puppies though

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Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.

I just saw the movie and I'm gonna make this silly little guy my entire personality for the next month :DDD

I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”

good riddance live

We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times

Do what makes you happy. Find a rock. Paint it. Name it. Wash it and put it in your mouth. Put hats on it. Lovely.

you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.

fuck them kids