Forever Puppies Though

two besties at a boring function close-ups! 💕🔥✨

color version // line version // close-up 😃✌️

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

Christmas gifts for your mother: extremely heartfelt, thought out, emotionally captivating heirloom

Christmas gifts for your father: Tractor Supply Gift Card

i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

Me too

i wish walls werent so perpendicular

I wish there was like a post noting all the episodes that the villains appear in My Hero Academia, because I’m obsessed with the League of Villains again. It’s the only thing that I like about this series and I guess I’ll have to skip a lot of scenes to get to them haha. I wish I cared even a little about the heroes, but I really don’t. Not sure why but yeah I never really got invested in the hero side of things. Doesn’t help that some interesting heroes get sidelined a lot haha by the main three. Shigadabi specifically always drags me back in.

Two aliens by ketzal_coatl

We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.