I Love When Its Sunnyyyy Yaaaay I Want To Get Married

everyone is a little gay and you can't tell me otherwise

date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

i've learnt that i can become homesick for people too

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

I literally can’t make eye contact with you without grinning like an idiot omg

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Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question