Grannyfucker If You Will

And he drank it all

Master chef Pokemon Scarlet Edition

Another one request with Winter Au bkdk!

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Give us a history lesson

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

asmocore is all about that valentine's day aesthetic but make it unhinged. pinks, blood, lace, pearls, fangs, sweets, reds, poison, scorpions, the desert, luxury clothing, perfumes, desperation, haughtiness, lovesick

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

Ok but imagine

A vampire draped in red and pink. Heart shaped sunglasses holding back their silky hair. Dark ruby lips and even darker ruby eyes. Sparkly nails with dots of dried blood underneath. A fast pink sports car, driving under streetlights and stars. The glow of the milky way brighter than the sun and sweeter than the daytime. Because in the daytime, they sleep in a lavish casket covered in fresh roses. Among the ivory satin they lay with their lover. Entwined in an eternal embrace.

kudos to jorge for continually making the release of the ithaca saga an immersive experience by going to ithaca itself, missing the ferry, getting caught in a storm, and having the livestream delayed. can’t wait to see everyone in ten years for the final album!

spring is like here you go have a little will to live as a treat