Why Y'all So Obsessed With Helping A Man Grow? Go Grow A Plant Sis

putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

I love that Pavitr literally backflips outta bed

Meanwhile Hobie hates mornings and is like 'if you getting robbed before noon that's between you and god homie DO NOT call me'

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

I tried to make it funny but can you feel the scream from the bottom of my Mariana trench soul?

Disclaimer 1: I haven't read the manga since about summer, 2020, but this is the impression I got from all the spoilers that, well... flooded my dashboards. I also felt physically ill about the thing in the middle panel and felt it all over again while drawing it ngl.

Disclaimer 2: Hawks is both drowning Deku and Dabi, but with an added layer of "why are you even here" bc has he ever actually... DONE anything to prove his character development (apart from not fighting Toga) that no one else could have done, or was it all say, no show?

(ps I know these don't apply to class 1A for the most part, instead it's about... basically everybody else)

"All For One, give Shigaraki back. His friends are waiting for him"

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

Everyone is always talking about how everyone learns at their own pace, but that only seems to apply to folks who learn slower so here we go

Shout out to folks who learn quick

To folks who solve their math problems in five seconds

To folks who read the entire book series in a day

To folks who understand things first in science

To folks who get straight A's

To folks who don't know failure

To folks who are assigned extra work

war never changes

shout out to my infp: i love you, darling