Odysseus: I Am Different, I Am No Longer The Man You Married, It's Been 20 Long Years But If You Could

mha was supposed to go on forever I wanna see deku and bakugou in the retirement home balding and racing each other with their walkers

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

miles twins bickering

Pov: you piss off Mr. Compress (or whatever)

We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

obsessed with relationships and found families made up of exclusively terrible people

truly the epitome of anyone is capable of love

I’ll never become one of those good editors but I can always hope tbh

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have