Thanos: The End Is Nea-

yeah

My children

Tony Stark

Peter Parker

Venom

Miles morales

Gwen Stacy

And I would die for all of them

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

who wants a marvel

ship??

rules!

- it can be anonymous or not, your choice

- send your gender(?), sexual preference, height, appearance and traits you possess! hobbies and things you enjoy!

easy peasy :)

i’ll tell you who i ship you with out of the marvel bunch!

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give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

give guardians vol 3 to taika

thanks for coming to my ted talk

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Arthur and Mera’s kiss scene ranks up there with Peter and Mary Jane’s in the first Raimi Spiderman movie for me just because of how gloriously comic booky it was.

There have been plenty of great kiss scenes in superhero movies, but those are two that have really basked in the genre, which I love. Mary Jane kissing Spiderman when he’s upside down, it’s raining, and he’s in his costume, is just perfect. Mera and Arthur kissing mid battle with their hair flying around and their bodies wrapping around each other because they’re underwater? Both of these scenes just seem ripped from comic books and that’s why they work so well.

Two of my favorite movie kisses for sure, and probably my two favorite comic book movie kiss scenes.

the bat family as things my fam has said:

“the Mormons are out”

“shut the fuck up and eat your toaster strudel”

“I WILL TURN THIS SLED AROUND RIGHT NOW”

“SWEETY WHERES MY MOONSHINE!????”

“you’re such a bitch.” “Well you’re a bigger bitch, bitch”

“your dads a fucking idiot”

“it’s not my fault if you get pregnant.”

“So what??? My kids gay! Deal with it!”

“Cmon lets go on a date”

“(Gasp) LOOK AT THE LIGHTS”

“itty bitty kitty, fatty watty catty, and big bitch”

“Who is rambo” “YOU DONT KNOW WHO RAMBO IS????” “U ARE DISOWNED”

“YOU LITTLE GREMLIN”

“do you know how cool life would be if we were in a musical”

“Life sucks. You just have to drink your way through it.”

“Oh my god my 14 year old is gonna be an alcoholic”

“WHY ARE U TRYING TO PUSH ME OUT OF THE CAR”

“It’s going down for real! *falls down the stairs*”

“in my dream they were about to take me down to level F. Now I’ll never know and it’s all your fault”

“Stop being so emo.”

“ILL SHOW YOU A WEAK LITTLE GIRL”

Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) ↳ requested by @melbourne-fine

And i assure you i will ship it till my dying breath.