Happy Thursday The 20th

It’s been approximately three hours since I finished watching Mickey 17.

Have this edit 🩶

Maybe all of these things make me who I am

me and bro trying to convince a gorgeous milf to adopt us as her sons

Do you think Felix paid for Oliver's top surgery?

happy Thursday the 20th

Saltburn Dash Simulator!!!

note: ik tumblr existed at the time, however this is more similar to 2024 tumblr rather than 2007 tumblr

⚪️house-with-chintz-deactivated09122006

Hey guys, might be inactive for a bit. Got into uni and I'm celebrating with my parents!!! I'm so exited!!!

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#Oxford scholarship babeyyy

🔄 🪽thiswasamistake

🪽 thiswasamistake

I don't understand people who yearn over randos they met like, once. Couldn't be me.

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Oh fuck.

#screaming #crying #the other one idk I never remember it.

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🔄 🐞bug-blog

🚲 to-keep-it-real

Just told my crush to clean his room AITA?

I 18 (M) told my 19 (M) crush to clean his room, and started picking stuff up. He kicked me out of his dorm lol. Also my parents abuse me and I hate dirt.

AITA?

🐞bug-blog

Hey Op what the actual fuck.

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♥️ ophelia-in-love

fellas is it wrong to crush on your brother's best friend?

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🔄 🚲to-keep-it-real

🏹 none-pizza

First anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!!!!

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🔄 💘dump-him

💘 dump-him

I love this summer!!!

💘 dump-him

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#I miss this.

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🐮 bway-news

Mama Mia the musical (the film) is supposed to come out some time this year.

#musicals #movie musical #ABBA

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🔄 🚲to-keep-it-real

🍫 Queen-rocks

#felix please respond

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♥️ ophelia-in-love

hey guys I need party inspo help

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

Saying a post should have 10k on most social media: Haha, that’s so sweet of y’all to say!

Saying a post should have 10k on tumblr: you arrogant fool! How dare you cast this curse upon me? Dost thou cast thine bloodline against my own? Nay I say this shall never occur. Never!

im always surprised how many people think venetia is the younger sibling. i feel like we get so caught up in those scenes defined as shocking and grotesque by media and pop culture at large that we skim over the quiet, lurking horrors of saltburn. poor, poor venetia, who was born first but will never be first, not to the boys, not to her parents, not to oliver, not to anyone. mommy's emotionally battered and neglected firstborn daughter. felix was born when venetia was still a baby, not even two years old, the perfect golden boy, son and heir, sun and air. and he's getting it all, the title, the estate, everything ("I will look after this house just as felix would have"). do you think they ever talked about it? which catton was getting saltburn? i dont. venetia, the butt of every joke. desperate, embarrassing, lighting her body up like a neon sign on an empty highway. if felix is the sun, venetia is the moon, shrouded in darkness when he's not near. venetia, destroying and remaking herself in her mother's eyes. always hungry, a scavenger of love, picking over felix's scraps, sucking up the detritus at the bottom of a dark, lonely ocean.

fuckkk I just realized the final scenes are a rebirth!! In murdering Elspbeth, Oliver's narrative comes to an end. He no longer has anyone listening to his story and therefore has no reason to continue to orchestrate his lies. His memories of Felix belong to him, the house belongs to him, his actions now belong wholly to him. He no longer has to pretend or twist his motivations for the sake of his narrative. He kills Elspeth and lays on her chest like a baby, wrapping her limp arms around himself like the distorted hug of a mother to a child. The next shot is Oliver naked and dancing freely within the walls of Saltburn. GAH Elspeth's death functioned as Oliver's metaphorical birth into a new life here. Oliver is showing us that he has been liberated from the constraints of his narrative and is now free.

Happy 17th The Black Parade Album ! <3

happy 15th birthday to The Black Parade, an album which pioneered such concepts as “the male pixie cut” “having liza minelli hop on the track” and “rolling your Rs when saying the phrase “ashes to ashes”