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JACOB ELORDI as FELIX CATTON Saltburn (2023) · dir. Emerald Fennell

hey guys, I'll be off for a week or two as I'll be posting on my ides of march blog @marcus-junius-brutus15 .

Oliver definitely listens to Mitski

Guys do you think Oliver quick can drive?

This post would end Oliver quick and I know it.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

I saw some parallels and did a thing

Wasn’t sure what to put in the middle spot

saltburn nation I'm so sorry the hannibal brainrot is taking over.

Saltburn dashboard pt2

Fun Fact: Remember that poll in the last one? That decided whether or not this is cannon compliant. :)))

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"The course of true love never did run smooth"

Lysander, act one scene one of A Midsummer night's dream, first performed on the 1st of January, 1605

#felix please I'm sorry #I'm begging you

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haha love it when you trust someone so much you fall in love with them only to find they've lied to you the whole time

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36 questions the musical core ngl

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none of those words were in the bible, veneitia <3

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Hey guys, liveblogging my spiral into madness rn.

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I miss him.

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how did you fumble the bag this badly??? you idiot twink

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I am Dante. this is my inferno

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wasps when they get swarmed by bees lol

#but seriously op that sounds awful #if you need someone to talk to I'm here :)

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I'm lesbiam

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I'm so proud of you!!!

#🥳 #🏳️‍🌈 #lesbian pride!!!!

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he's in the maze.

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I'm going to talk to him. I don't care what he's doing.

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oh god.

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felix where are you???? ur mum's getting worried and I don't want to deal with it rn.

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also that dumbass twink isn't here either.

#honestly kind of happy that he's not there #hate that bitch

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guys I think I might be gay

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WHERE ARE YOU???? MUMS ABOUT TO GET A TUMBLR ACCOUNT TO SEARCH FOR YOU!!!!!

oh also congrats I'm very proud of you :)))

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last night was amazing. I'm glad I was with you

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Fr! honestly my back still hurts from sleeping on the grass 🤣

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bitch be fr.

Do you think Felix paid for Oliver's top surgery?

Caesar on a TV Screen by The Last Dinner Party is so Oliver Quick coded I'm going to combust

saltburn better win that bafta for best original film score it's an actual work of art

Saltburn Dash Simulator!!!

note: ik tumblr existed at the time, however this is more similar to 2024 tumblr rather than 2007 tumblr

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Hey guys, might be inactive for a bit. Got into uni and I'm celebrating with my parents!!! I'm so exited!!!

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#Oxford scholarship babeyyy

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I don't understand people who yearn over randos they met like, once. Couldn't be me.

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Oh fuck.

#screaming #crying #the other one idk I never remember it.

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Just told my crush to clean his room AITA?

I 18 (M) told my 19 (M) crush to clean his room, and started picking stuff up. He kicked me out of his dorm lol. Also my parents abuse me and I hate dirt.

AITA?

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Hey Op what the actual fuck.

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fellas is it wrong to crush on your brother's best friend?

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First anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!!!!

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I love this summer!!!

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#I miss this.

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Mama Mia the musical (the film) is supposed to come out some time this year.

#musicals #movie musical #ABBA

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#felix please respond

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hey guys I need party inspo help

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Hey guys, I just noticed that the relationship between Felix and Oliver could be similar to the relationship between Dionysus and Satyrs in Greek mythology. Basically as Dionysus is heavily associated wine and partying in general, and is always being followed by his band of Maenads (flower hippies that are also very evil) and Satyrs which is similar to Felix as he is often described as the life of the party and is always surrounded by a group of people. Anyway, on the other hand, Satyrs are half-goat men whose actions are driven by desire, with them often being seen on vases with phallic imagery. This sort of relates to Oliver, as he is driven by his desire for Felix through most of the film.

But yeah, this probably wasn't what Fennel was going for as I know that her literary references were more modern than ancient greek mythology, but its just something funky I've noticed.

saltburn is making me go insane. sorry for any future posts.