Tbh "these Characters Are A Package Deal" Is Always Fun. Platonic, Romantic, Whatever: It's Fun. Where

The brainrot is so bad that I keep on reloading ao3 every god damn hour just to see if there's a new cattonquick fic or update 🧍🏻‍♂️

Somebody sedate me

ok but let's say they went to ollie's house and he wasn't lying

they turn up and it's some dilapidated shared housing complex or something. his mum is there, maybe a bit drunk. it's awkward. ollie clams up. he doesn't want to be there, he can't be there.

felix tries to make normal conversation, tries to lighten the mood and get them talking, but ollie just isn't having it. maybe his mum starts kicking off over god knows what so they leave quickly.

once they get back to saltburn it's a complete flip from the film. it's ollie walking away this time, felix begging for him to stop, saying sorry over and over. ollie loves him but right in this moment he needs a break. he needs to be alone for a while. he feels humiliated, like a child again.

the party. ollie has hidden himself away in a corner somewhere. maybe he's hiding out in the maze. maybe he's a little drunk when felix finds him (maybe he's a little drunk too).

they argue about it. ollie is still pissed, felix just wants them to be friends again. but ollie is drunk (he feels like his father) so he still grabs and pushes and says "i love you" when he knows he probably shouldn't. be he feels scared and vulnerable and like a joke.

idk idk i don't think they'd kiss but i think maybe they'd wake up in the morning, maybe curled up together in felix's bed. fully clothed, wings and antlers and all, all rumpled and warm.

maybe they talk quietly about it all, ollie's past, his trauma, his fears. neither of them mention the "i love you" but they're both thinking about it. felix is thinking about it.

about how he maybe sort of possibly loves him too. maybe more than he thought he did.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 thinking thought.

happy Thursday the 20th

I need to kiss him and cuddle him and cradle him and spoon him so bad it’s not even funny

Will takes Hannibal to Louisiana to have "real" hot wings.

"They used to make these more spicy back in the day" Will says as he is finishing his seventh wing.

"Is that so, darling?" Hannibal murmurs as he is literally shaking and his eyes are watering while he is trying to finish his first wing.

Why doesn’t the big freak just eat the smaller one…?

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ARCHIE MADEKWE as FARLEIGH START SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

Laugh rule is a rule some people have for themselves that pretty much just means 'It made me laugh so therefore I have to reblog it'

Thank you so much!!!

This post would end Oliver quick and I know it.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts