Blorbusshmorbus - ★Blorbus Shmorbus★

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Fun Fact: Remember that poll in the last one? That decided whether or not this is cannon compliant. :)))

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"The course of true love never did run smooth"

Lysander, act one scene one of A Midsummer night's dream, first performed on the 1st of January, 1605

#felix please I'm sorry #I'm begging you

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haha love it when you trust someone so much you fall in love with them only to find they've lied to you the whole time

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36 questions the musical core ngl

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none of those words were in the bible, veneitia <3

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Hey guys, liveblogging my spiral into madness rn.

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I miss him.

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how did you fumble the bag this badly??? you idiot twink

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I am Dante. this is my inferno

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wasps when they get swarmed by bees lol

#but seriously op that sounds awful #if you need someone to talk to I'm here :)

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I'm lesbiam

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I'm so proud of you!!!

#🥳 #🏳️‍🌈 #lesbian pride!!!!

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he's in the maze.

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I'm going to talk to him. I don't care what he's doing.

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oh god.

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felix where are you???? ur mum's getting worried and I don't want to deal with it rn.

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also that dumbass twink isn't here either.

#honestly kind of happy that he's not there #hate that bitch

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guys I think I might be gay

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WHERE ARE YOU???? MUMS ABOUT TO GET A TUMBLR ACCOUNT TO SEARCH FOR YOU!!!!!

oh also congrats I'm very proud of you :)))

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last night was amazing. I'm glad I was with you

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Fr! honestly my back still hurts from sleeping on the grass 🤣

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bitch be fr.

Absolute gems from the old my chem website

*taps mic* is this thing on? Yeah okay so every vampire in the vampire chronicles is turned at critical a moment in their lives and beyond just the body they are in when they are turned, their mentality stays at that standstill for their entire immortality, Lestat was turned against his will, he was clinging onto Magnus begging him to be freed, so he’s constantly seeking freedom and only finding loneliness and thus turning back to people again and again, however he can’t STAND being told what to do, since he desires agency in his life so desperately, Armand was turned after years and years of abuse and lack of control but such a desire for genuine love, by a man he ‘loved’ so wholly who he felt was barring his love from him, he needs control in his life, he needs a ‘master’ but he does not desire it, it does not fulfill him, he is trapped in a room but the door is unlocked! Louis was mourning his brother, he felt like an utter failure and so he’s always seeking family, seeking people he can care for, he can coddle, he can prove he is good too, but he loves people who either cannot stand coddeling and need a sense of looseness to live (Lestat) or people who grow out of coddling who prove to Louis he will always fail the people he loves (Claudia), Claudias turning, in many MANY ways mirrors lestats in that it was against her will, she was stolen from her home, and in her immortality she desires freedom but unlike Lestat does not have the agency/ form to get it, she will always be small, she will always be looked down on, even by Lestat who cannot deny how much she is just like him *taps mic* ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!! NONE OF THEM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE!!! TO BREAK IT WOULD BE TO UNDO THE VERY FIBER OF THEIR IMMORTAL SELVES!! THE CYCLE IS THE BLOOD THEY DRINK IT IS THE HEART IN THEIR CHEST AND IT ROLLS AND ROLLS DOWN THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND IT CAN NEVER BE STOPPED BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER STOP LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

abigail hobbs is my daughter I love her so much

KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS for the first time since 2008 #MCRLA3

happy Thursday the 20th

Going crazy over the sleeves, it's too long for him 🥺🥹

happy Thursday the 20th

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