Blorbusshmorbus - ★Blorbus Shmorbus★

i really want to show modern things to historical people, not because it would kill them but because i think they'd find it interesting. like i'm pretty sure an ancient roman guy would like watching naruto.

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

hey guys, I'll be off for a week or two as I'll be posting on my ides of march blog @marcus-junius-brutus15 .

sometimes drawing is awesome and sometimes it kills u in the slowest & most agonizing ways but then u come back to life n have to draw again.

anyway. here’s a very tiny caracalla wearing a ring as a hat

Happy 17th The Black Parade Album ! <3

happy 15th birthday to The Black Parade, an album which pioneered such concepts as “the male pixie cut” “having liza minelli hop on the track” and “rolling your Rs when saying the phrase “ashes to ashes”

Caesar on a TV Screen by The Last Dinner Party is so Oliver Quick coded I'm going to combust

OMG

gerard way as spaghetti junction (junction 6) on the m6

Reblog if you have not been booped yet

Thought I'd do an intro post (finally)

Hi! I'm BlorbusShmorbus, I run the @marcus-junius-brutus15 account, but on here I just post about whatever I'm interested in at the moment.

Here's what might show up (I suffer from an ailment called not being able to hyperlink tags. this is just a list):

Dune (films)

Good Omens

Saltburn

Ancient Rome

Ancient Greece & Mythology

Ancient Greek Theatre

American Psycho

NBC Hannibal

The MCU (pre phase four)

My Chemical Romance

The Umbrella Academy

Batman (any media)

Shakespeare

BBC Sherlock

Musical Theatre

King Henry VI

Fight Club

The Knives Out films

destiel meme news (apparently)

The interview with the vampire series

Gladiator II

Mickey 17