blossom-raven
they/them but any pronouns will do tbh
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Sister help me I overdised
drink my sinister potion
This is so peak omg. Also I haven't ever thought of the Hoshini Plushie before yet. Cool it exists, doesn't give grace to the real Ai though
Can my future partner I've never met yet jerk me off in 7/4 pleasepleaseplease it's my favvourite non-standard signature
jerking you off but it has to be a multiple of four strokes
If I had a nickel for every post describing the rise of protestantism in modern internet I saw today...
found a person from 1689 using tumblr
Stolen from reddit kjjjj
Not really into it, can I have Lapis hair off-set though?
Guide to becoming a human
Minecraft Potion of Epicness
*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.
小湊鐵道。
bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
東海道新幹線。
京成と京急。
The sun's so lovely~
東京総合車両センター。
I wish I were you
Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment
Uooh the gronmbler schrongler squad
I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain
Walter we need to actually break the bad
Walter walter I think the bad inside of me broke
god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts
Ao Oni aah
Drew this while my friends were being too loud in the VC
🙏Inshbuddha🙏
grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!
using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible
telling a cosplayer we shouldn't have cosplay sex as hot as that would be since the risk of dirtying or even tearing the outfit they put so much care into would never be worth my personal amusement and she dumps me over my lack of pervert resolve
this was originally reposted by one of those stupid repost accounts but i like the image so much so im stealing it. its mine now. on my blog. without reblogging the repost account