they/them but any pronouns will do tbh

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1 week ago
Has Anyone Else Noticed That They Do This?
Has Anyone Else Noticed That They Do This?

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

1 week ago

I've heard about border guards supposedly complaining about needing assurance in tellng people's gender, but it's the type of this which sounds too dumb either way for me to assume what is true and whatnot

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

1 week ago

boppicino

Boppicino
1 week ago

At least they're from that house. الحمد لله I never was a potterhead even in my childhood, but that doesn't change the fact the other houses suck

ID: Black and white sketchy comic featuring a non descript blob person protagonist. They are irritated and at their computer desk, they're thinking "God, people are arguing under my posts again." The computer has a tumblr comment section opened up.
The comic zooms into the tumblr comment argument. Someone with the username "Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6" comments "You can't be pansexual and have he/him pronouns it's literally impossible. Look it up on the dictionary."
Another commenter called "Dastardly Dog Hog" replies with "What? Since when?"
Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6 replies back with "You literally have a tiktok art style lel i'm not explaining anything to you."
The protagonist looks uninterested as they click on Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6's profile, thinking to themselves "Eh, they're probably like 13 or something"
Upon opening Soft Boi's tumblr profile our protagonist is greeted with the most diabolical looking Angel Dust as their header saying "Erm. What de frick?" 
Soft Boi's profile picture is a generic anime boy 
The tumblr's header reads "UWU step on me senpai~"
below that reads @softboibaconpotato
The tumblr's bio reads "38 years old, Ravenclaw XD, centrist"
The protagonist looks on in dismay, looking visibly shaken and defeated. The words "38 years old" repeat behind them. The words "thirty eight fucking years old" appear below them. Comic ends.

some days you cannot help but pity some people


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1 week ago

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One thing about being uprooted - even with your whole closest family - and being moved somewhere else is that your family and descendants may never know which quirks that were passed down are cultural traits, and which ones are just from that particular family. I grew up with the idea that my grandmother and her 12 siblings were the way they were - cheery, capricious, easy to laugh and randomly anger chatterboxes - because they were Karelian. That they're just more lively and temperamental people than the placid and quiet finns in the mid-region of the country where they'd been placed. That made sense to them, and to themselves, since their whole family was like that, and nobody else but them was like that.

Looking back, I'm starting to think I have a pretty good hunch about where me and my sister got the ADHD from.

1 week ago

Reinventing husky sleds, huh?

pic.twitter.com/sGr5LJHHpC

— 無糖 (@mutomorokoshi) October 5, 2024
1 week ago

I've been looking for it for years already, where do I find it heeeeelpp

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1 week ago
Definitely One Of The Funniest Feature Discord Has Added.

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

1 week ago

"don't perform self-surgery! only medical professionals should do that!" appeal to authority. "no one does that!" bandwagon fallacy. "you're crazy!" ad hominem

1 week ago

"don't perform self-surgery! only medical professionals should do that!" appeal to authority. "no one does that!" bandwagon fallacy. "you're crazy!" ad hominem

1 week ago

At first I thought this was gonna be a middle surgery joke. Like, you know, in that post about duct-taping a barbie doll to even out her boobs and make him into a Ken. Middle surgery.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*


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1 week ago

Damn, you were so far ahead of me.in 5th grade I've still been a small goober, fearful of standing out in this unwelcoming world and closeted even from myself

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

1 week ago

Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

1 week ago

Nice sky! I love sunsets. Unless that is a sunrise of course, then I love it too

DE10形 1704。

DE10形 1704。

1 week ago
亀戸線。

亀戸線。

1 week ago

The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

1 week ago

Fgchrnchxjdjfjs wisdom is truly with this one

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1 week ago
Paused King Of The Hill On An Interesting Frame

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

1 week ago

I only know Azumanga, but this is intriguing

Nichijou Wiki Is A Goldmine
Nichijou Wiki Is A Goldmine
Nichijou Wiki Is A Goldmine

nichijou wiki is a goldmine

1 week ago

As the Delphi Oracle said

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1 week ago

I already knew how they work, but who tf called the moving part a slug of all things, for gods' sake it's literally the least slug-like part of the bullet, fooking lead flying destruction. Thas last part sounded like some average sabaton lyrics. Half warfare half grammar

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
1 week ago

Wood planing competition for thinnest plane of wood

1 week ago

Right! Let's stop this together!

You've Been Salmonsharked Reblog To Salmonshark Someone Else

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else


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1 week ago
Need You To See This Banger Combination Of Signs I Saw Today

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

1 week ago

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

1 week ago

The what siorb

Awesome

awesome


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1 week ago

April 20, 2025 - An effigy of Donald Trump was marched through the streets before being shot and burned as part of Easter Sunday celebrations in Spain. Every Easter, locals in the town of Coripe, Seville, string up a ‘Judas’ figure representing a public figure whose actions are deemed to be "morally reprehensible". [video]

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