Painted An Aquarium Dress To Go With The Terrarium Dress~ 🐟🐚🌊

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

Day fifty-nine - Ladder from Świat według Kiepskich

Luigi-style's gonna be my new favourite assasination technique name

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

what ever

I can only come if they have mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice there. Not really that convinced though if they still haven't stocked back on his wine(or was it That Spirit? Not an expert on beverages) since it ran out in 1969

Also do I really need to bring my alibis?