In Much More Interesting News, Today At Work I Got To Explore An Abandoned 500-year-old Castle, Seized

I can understand enough to laugh

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

this will get to the right people

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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