Sickens Me To My Stomach. How Dare This Guy Get To Live My Dream.

Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

Looking at this post again, Zirc looks like a cuddle was tempting them. Go for it, do it Zirccc!!!

A quick doodle of yellow and zircon!

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

cant stop.

minecraft crashed twice while i tried to make this so this post will go up as is

He eated it all

me to the pussy if i’m being entirely honest

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