no, jason did not have a fun patrol, and no he will not stop ranting about it, and yes he does want some comfort cookies, shut up!
inspired by a comedy bit! (timestamp 17:45)
Reagan: crushes are the worst
Brett: yeah, whenever I'm around mine I start acting stupid
Reagan: pfft you're always acting stupid
Brett: yeahhh don't think about that too hard
Dick: How is everyone doing?
Jason: Well I’m breathing
Dick: Setting the bar pretty low huh?
Jason: Well it’s better than Tim anyways
Tim: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you