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Mischapocalypse

The Mischapocalypse was a 2013 Tumblr Event where Misha Collin’s was the PFP well since I’m a Theatre Kid I’m Making it Mischa Bachinski!

April Fools Day Post

Since Starkid is Comedy Musicals For AprilFools Day I’m Showing the Teen Lords in Black Again because damn they look amazing and Properly Thematic. also dancing Clover Because Undertale Yellow is Fun.

clarification: I just remembered the Moveable Effect of Create,Move Object isn’t needed if you don’t want to harvest resources and Do Your Own Fortnite Building.

charlie: I LOOKED AT THE MECHANICS OF MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS AND I MADE FORTNITE BUILDING

bizly, in the quietest most surprised gm voice: okay

listening to Starkid

last night I watched the trail to Oregon,then I’m watching the hatchetfield series,then finally Twisted! It’s amazing so far.(I’m on The Guy who didn't like musicals(I’m in the middle of it but my dad has something I have to do)) Also the Sniggles Throughout all of hatchetfield are cool.

Update: I’m on Black Friday and I love the restless sleep of the Dead in Drowsy Town. Also I watched Cinderella’s castle and it’s amazing.

update 2:I’m on Nerdy Prudes must die and Watched Workin Boys

yep that’s possible. I hope it was create,transform,and move object linked.(To get a baseline,shape it,and build it.

charlie: I LOOKED AT THE MECHANICS OF MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS AND I MADE FORTNITE BUILDING

bizly, in the quietest most surprised gm voice: okay

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳!

does it work though. This is definitely from the Greed or Envy rings unlike the sloth ring of other drugs.

YOOO WAIT BMC REFERENCE IN HAZBIN

FUCKIN SQUIP

The Book Of Bill and Be More Chill

The book of bill uses Mountain Dew Code Red(What Kills Squips in the Book) as How to Stop Bill Cipher from Possesion. This is amazing! Squip and Bill Cipher Art should be made.

I’d do that As Devotion to all Colors on Phyrexians and Phyrexian Mana,So that it works without the Problematic mechanic.

Does "Devotion to Phyrexia" work within the rules?

My best guess is I think so. We don’t like putting Phyrexian mana in mana costs though, so not a great potential for use.

E Tu,Jeremy

(Jeremy Has Drank Mountain Dew:Squip Death(Mountain Dew Red+Mountain Dew Code Red+Ecstasy+Alcohol+The Nintendo and Microsoft Logos(The rivals of Sony))

HAPPY IDES FELLAS, GO STAB A ROMAN DICTATOR TODAY 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

Marcus being a Theatre Kid means he deserves mercy. I am very serious he needs ressurection.

Marcus and Leo's friendship is sooo funny to me. Marcus is a narcissistic sociopath with abandonment issues, and he is also. A theatre kid. And a loser. Leo NEVERRRRR hesitates to call him out on his bullshit. "why do I have no friends 🥺" "uh because you're a manipulative snake who pushes everyone away because you're terrified of vulnerability. we've been over this". Marcus hates him for it sometimes but if anyone ever hurt Leo or took him away he'd have a nuclear level crashout the likes of which has never been seen. Also they're both haters

Roses are Red,Violets are blue. The singular they Is Older than Singular You.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

turns out my teacher had it as her favorite Mountain Dew Flavour. Her husband has a joke where It was Cancelled because it is cursed that anything she loves is discontinued. By the way I was referencing the musical though I love the book the book Squip is way easier to kill and way easier to spread.(Code Red instead of red)

THERE’S CURRENTLY A BOTTLE OF MTN DEW RED BEING SOLD ON EBAY???

do you need me to do the lyrics of Morshu-richer than you?

Turn around, Link, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time

But kids like you don't play by the rules And guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools So just go, before my patience drains quicker And don't come back till you're a little richer!

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able Guess you know my prices aren't negotiable I can tell you're gеtting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying

You're not gonna win, wе'll be here together Haggling in my item store forever I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em But you cannot beat the game without 'em I know you've got

Ru-u-u-u-pies, ru-u-u-u-pies Ru-u-u-u-pies For Lamp oil, rope, and bombs, lamp oil, rope, and bombs Lamp oil, rope, and bombs

I know I'm selling Everything you're searching for But if you want to afford it, well You better grind some more

And no matter how I stall you You won't give up and go home Is it really worth all this trouble Just to bomb some dodongos?

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able You should know by know that credit's off the table Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars so get Morshed on I know you've made my customers disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their mercy I am their power I am monetization I know you've got Ru-u-u-u-pees, ru-u-u-u-pees Ru-u-u-u-pees But I think I'm Richer than you

Regarding the hand-off document, is "Mordu" instead of "Mardu" a typo today, or did it change after you submitted the hand-off?

It changed after handoff.

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

that’s Morshu not Mardu or Mordu. But Yay Phillips CDI

Regarding the hand-off document, is "Mordu" instead of "Mardu" a typo today, or did it change after you submitted the hand-off?

It changed after handoff.

Da Devil Meets The Squip Because New York(Even Snapcube Sonic Earth) and New Jersey(I have no comment for the Bmc earth since except for Squips in the musical and Brian Chips in the Book it is the same tech level versus the damn eclipse cannon) are too close.

😈Ayy Shadow I’m here to convince you to do sin again. Steal candy from Small Businesses and Stuff like that. Not kill the president,or Walmart, that didn’t go so well. Wait you’re not shadow.

💊What the Hell are you.

😈I’m Da Devil,From the Collection of Books Known as:Da Bible.

💊You look like black doom this is a Sony Mindscape not a Sega One.(Note:Squips in the book are made by Sony)

😈Go fuck yaself. It’s sega Now. I’ve got a proposition for you,Go to San Francisco.

💊what?

😈ayy bada bing bada boom go to H.E Double Hockey Sticks

💊As I fall here I recall the monster he thought I am, and the pity I took for that One.

😈you know that you didn’t take any pity right, you have more sin points than shadow, and you didn’t kill just gaslight.

💊What are sin points.

😈they’re what determines how you go to H.E double hockey sticks.And let’s just say your view of coolness got Jeremy a ton of sin points.

💻What?

🎮Youre Still alive.

😈No The Squip is in HE Double Hockey Sticks,Shadow wanted to make it HE Double Gun so here’s the proof

🎮Hell

😈Let’s just say that even computers have sin points.

🦔🌑You, I thought it was time to sing.

😈I’m on Musical Villain Duty

🦔🌑As I fall here I recall the fading glance she gave me, and the vow of vengeance that I took in her name. Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour why did you bring me back to cables cars and towers, from this highway I was taken off the turn. Let retribution Burn!

😈Here’s the goal to pinpoint gotta rack up those sin points. If you kill those guys you can take their sin for yourself ya see. Or if you suck like you usually do.

💊Pause

😈Then you can kill those guys who donate to charity.

🦔🌑Get Back here, I want answers

😈Well I’m the king of hell, got you under my spell. I’m the guy who sets on fire the people in my domain who fell. That’s the power I hold as the devil.

🦔🌑If you plan to rise again you’ll find I’m no friend, I don’t care how many times I need to bring your end,no matter what you’re scheming. You better keep on dreaming,all of me is all I am and you can never take that from me.

Who Would Win: Da Devil from the Bible but he lives in New York or A mind control supercomputer pill that lives in New Jersey.

radical Highway go BRR

As I fall here, I recall the monster you tried to make me and like before I’ll crush you all the Same.Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour,why did you bring me back to cables,cars,and towers. From this highway I was taken off the Turn. Let Retribution Burn! Damn who let Him in here I meant to post #Bemorechill but instead #ShadowTheHedgehog so here’s the be more chill.

wooah,everything about you is so terrible. STOP!!! I want radical highway it go brr not gaslight,Gatekeep,Gender is Masc Nonbinary or Masc Agender Boss.

the Sacred Drink. It’s here!!! Kill the Grey Oblong Pills!

THERE’S CURRENTLY A BOTTLE OF MTN DEW RED BEING SOLD ON EBAY???

if they do I need acorn enthrall. I just want to feel that card’s power even though it’s never playable.

I'd like to request a Secret Lair that includes all the Sorcerer’s Apprentice cards please!

I don’t know if we have the rights to the cards.

I knew that but I’m still really Happy about seeing that it was finally answered!!!My birthday was last Monday but I couldn’t ask due to time constraints and the previous year I didn’t get an answer. But this is pure bliss.Also I’m changing my profile pic to the librarian now.

For the last two years I’ve been trying to invoke birthday trivia. So please say something about the Phyrexians or Unglued 2,hopefully a combination of both.

Phyrexian Librarian was originally designed for Unglued 2. The art was so good, I ended up putting it in Unhinged.

Happy Birthday!

there is. Sorry for necroposting but fucking do it.

Do you think there's enough Unglued 2 designs that are still acce[table that we could maybe see a Secret Lair or two of Unglued 2 cards?

I'm not sure there's the demand for it.