Guys- I'm Cackling-

real

*sighs* alright lizard that lives in my skull, the faster we do the dishes the faster we can go back to the safe and warm bed and conk out.

No, you're right, he doesn't want you BOTH. He wants to play up w/ me and SF. We're going to put SF in a cute, pink Ballerina costume.

Teddy doodles for The Consumers

Hawks:

I once twisted my baby tooth a full 180. Thanks for reading.

I was joking abt the torture but meh ig I'll keep my lower then pretzel *actually eats pretzel anons pretzel* -🍇🎻 anon

I’m going to remove every single one of your teeth and shove them back into your raw gums inverted so your top teeth are on the bottom and your bottom teeth are on the top

*cutely draws two twinks for school*

The long haired one is called Nickson Picke and the other one is called Pico Nickins. They're homosexual.

Bonus:

(handed this in too)

CHIMICUB IT IS!

I'd like to thank everybody for- Wait- this is for the fucking likes- God nvm.

GUGES GUEHS GUESG FYESS GEUSS GUESS WHO? PEOPLE GUUES GUESS WHO-

do you ever love a character so much that you’re physically incapable of ever showing it in a coherent way so you just

My eye twitches sometimes too. This indicates you're stressed or exhausted. The best thing to get rid of it is by resting, like, a lot. Crawl into bed and sleep. I hope this helps! ^^

My Eye has not STOPPED TWITCHING ALL DAY

I once pulled a tooth out and it started bleeding heavily… I went downstairs and pranked my dad I was coughing up blood. Thanks for reading again. (This is fun!)

I was joking abt the torture but meh ig I'll keep my lower then pretzel *actually eats pretzel anons pretzel* -🍇🎻 anon

I’m going to remove every single one of your teeth and shove them back into your raw gums inverted so your top teeth are on the bottom and your bottom teeth are on the top