I Think I Would Hold Him By The Scruff. Most Cats Get All Limp/calm Down When You Hold Them By The Scruff,

@staijey-the-creator bc of you I keep getting transformers recommended. No, but actually… What the fuck am I looking at?

I giggled when I made this

Optiratch is very close in my heart 😔🫶🫶

Hang in there. :)

BLUEBERRY

CAN I GIVE YOU A BANANA BESTIE

YES

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

I once twisted my baby tooth a full 180. Thanks for reading.

I was joking abt the torture but meh ig I'll keep my lower then pretzel *actually eats pretzel anons pretzel* -🍇🎻 anon

I’m going to remove every single one of your teeth and shove them back into your raw gums inverted so your top teeth are on the bottom and your bottom teeth are on the top

I hacked into their cameras and this is what I saw… Don't tell them, okay?

I think I'm starting to appreciate Teddy more… INCLUDE ME IN THE CULT!

since when was there a cult

And I plan on keeping you there, partner…

Not me being super gay for @f3ntime

(I'm tripping I shouldn't have drank coffee at 10PM)

They're my platonic partner now. Howdy partner 🤠

THIS HAD ME CACKLING SO FRICKING HARD

this is canon btw

No, but seriously- If the centipedes in the dinosaur era used to be this large due to the high oxygen rates back then…

How is Oscar holding up? 👀 He can't be that massive, rite?

He'll prolly be something like this:

'Oscah's' lungs:

IK CRYING

Guess what exists people?