Much Like Battinson Is The Opposite Of The Slutty Womanizer Socialite We Usually Think Bruce Is, My Headcanon

Much like Battinson is the opposite of the slutty womanizer socialite we usually think Bruce is, my headcanon about the new Superman is that he's the opposite of the dork shy nerd we usually think about Clark Kent.

So for me this new Clark is a bisexual disaster with much more experience he would admit as a polite midwestern.

I can picture him rollerskating 80s style, in shorts and crop top, big headphones on, sweaty scatterd curls...

Just umparalled unashamed sluttines. All Smallville eyes are glued on him.

Poor Kents had to send him study in Metropolis because people started to talk - not about his superpowers though.

He's a menace and he needs to be contained.

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11 months ago
blueboybot - Blu-On-You

Birds Of A Feather Fight Ghost Together

Danny is now a bird. No, he did not transform willingly and yes it did have something to do with Vlad's new weapon because creepy old men who have acess to advanced tech will try anything on unsuspecting teenagers these days. It's not all that bad though, he can still fight pretty good as a weird pigeon (the ghost learned very fast that sharp talons to the face were not worth it) and the only downside was his attraction to shiny things, which has only distracted him a few times (no Jazz he was not hording the fancy and shiny forks, he was just holding onto them incase he needed them for a bigger dinner later).

Anyways he was flying through the GZ on his way to either find more shiny things or peck out another ghost's eyes, he doesn't mind which comes first, when a glint caught his beady bird eyes.

"Shiny thing first it is."

As Danny flew closer he realized two things. One, the shiny thing was infact a shiny sword. Two, the shiny sword was being wielded by a child in the middle of fighting a ghost.

He quickly flew down opening his beak and produced a small coo wail that immediately popped the creature. Danny needed to figure out how the boy ended up– Wait! HE HAS FRIES!

He'll figure out that later but now he needs those fries.

2 months ago
When The Boyfriend Is Big And Handsome And Also Very Jealous

when the boyfriend is big and handsome and also very jealous


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9 months ago

Amity Park is sorta it's own entity at this point in the story and constantly gives a giant middle finger to the normal passage of time and space so Superman wasn't on earth yet and nothing really major happened for Danny and the rest of Amity (that they knew about) so they are a bit clueless when it comes to certain stuff.

Danny avoids Constantine like a plague, he does not fancy the fucked up magician one bit. Until he gets a proper hot water bath and stops smelling like alcohol and regret then maybe they could be friends.

I'm Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

Had an idea for dpxdc fandom again 🤭. By the way nobody knows about Amity Park, the town just sorta appeared one day to outsiders.

________

"I'm sorry can you say that again."

The reporters mic was up to his face and the cameras were rolling, who was Danny to stop the direction this was going now?

"Yeah so like I accidentally time travelled to the past and met some aliens. We got along really well if you know what I mean."

"Sir are you admiting that you travelled back in time and had sex with aliens?"

"Yup! I believe they were called kyrptonians or something, I even held their baby, he was the cutest thing ever. I believe his name was Kal-El."

"...Kryptonian as in the same species as Superman."

"Superwho?"

8 months ago

I'm so glad my Lookism obsession came back, now I'll be even more motivated to write fanfics about my princesses (Daniel and Mary Kim), sluts (Jake Kim and DG), losers (Vin Jin and Johan) and the weird fucked up rats that need to be euthanized on the spot that everyone seems to be obsessed with (Gun and Goo).


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11 months ago

His human side is fine it's just his ghost side that looks like a bird. The residents of Amity Park were a bit confused seeing this weird ass pigeon absolutely fuck up other ghosts and GIW agents for a while until they figured out it was related to Phantom in some way.

They either think it's Phantom or his pet that he sent to deal with things since he couldn't make it. The smaller kids in Amity Park get to hold and cuddle him because he allows it, but everybody else has to pay him in fries and the richer people shiny trinkets.

Birds Of A Feather Fight Ghost Together

Danny is now a bird. No, he did not transform willingly and yes it did have something to do with Vlad's new weapon because creepy old men who have acess to advanced tech will try anything on unsuspecting teenagers these days. It's not all that bad though, he can still fight pretty good as a weird pigeon (the ghost learned very fast that sharp talons to the face were not worth it) and the only downside was his attraction to shiny things, which has only distracted him a few times (no Jazz he was not hording the fancy and shiny forks, he was just holding onto them incase he needed them for a bigger dinner later).

Anyways he was flying through the GZ on his way to either find more shiny things or peck out another ghost's eyes, he doesn't mind which comes first, when a glint caught his beady bird eyes.

"Shiny thing first it is."

As Danny flew closer he realized two things. One, the shiny thing was infact a shiny sword. Two, the shiny sword was being wielded by a child in the middle of fighting a ghost.

He quickly flew down opening his beak and produced a small coo wail that immediately popped the creature. Danny needed to figure out how the boy ended up– Wait! HE HAS FRIES!

He'll figure out that later but now he needs those fries.

4 months ago
Should probably post these here too#danganronpa pic.twitter.com/Bx9JIPsTeK

— Nifast🌺Greentail (@NGreentail) January 3, 2025

Oh my gah–

The body sizes, THE BODY SIZESS!!! 😩😩😩

IS ANYBODY ELSE SEEING THIS??

Please go and show the artist some love 'cause they're art is so YUM!

I feel inspired to draw again.


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5 months ago
Red Robin Aka Timothy Drake

Red Robin aka Timothy Drake

The third Robin. After the death of Jason Todd, Batman was left without a crime-fighting partner yet again, and this time was determined to never have another. However, a young boy with a future in investigation had other plans. You see he had been there when a young Grayson lost his parents, and as a fan of the boy, Tim watched him become ward of Bruce Wayne and watched as suddenly Batman had a young boy with him on patrol. It was not obvious at first as it possibly should have been. But as time passed, he noticed the Boy Wonder was pulling off moves only an Acrobat could, including a sequence the Flying Graysons were famous for.

He figured out the identities of Batman and the first Robin and when the next Robin came along he knew then too.

After the Second Robin disappeared, Tim kept at the chance to impress Batman. He went to the manor and history is history.

He became the next Robin after much resistance from Bruce, and plenty of training.

Upon the return of Jason Todd however, he quit being Robin in protest. He has been Red Robin since. Yes, the name is very unique and far different than his last identity. He is aware, but the name caught on.


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10 months ago

I've been wanting to make a DP X DB crossover for ages and the Naruto x DP fic I've read pushes me further to do so. But, the one problem I have is that there's SO MUCH episodes and everytime I watch an episode my interest is gone. My interest has been gone for years now and is only slowly appearing again.

I just wanted to make a fic where Danny interacts with Gohan/Goten, is that too much to ask?

It would be an amazing crack fic.


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3 months ago

Hello, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza. I previously created a GoFoundMe donation campaign, and when I got $2,400, they deleted the campaign without knowing the reason. Please support me in my new campaign, Chuffed. Any amount you donate, even if it is small, will help buy flour and vegetables for my family. The price of everything we have is many times its normal price. Please help save my family from starvation! 🥹🙏

Hello, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza. I Previously Created A GoFoundMe Donation Campaign, And When
Hello, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza. I Previously Created A GoFoundMe Donation Campaign, And When
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Please know that the beginning is difficult for everyone, donate even a small amount, it will definitely mean a lot to us 💔🥲

https://chuffed.org/project/helpjaafar

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