Yooo I Finally Got A 5K WTFFF!

Venting because I'm severely pissed.

Clear by my profile I'm an avid Dva player and I know how to play her.

I was playing with my sunshine today, and he asks me to play Dva because recently I've been afraid because the games have been completely ass.

So our first game, we win the first round because of me and our Pharah starts talking as if they're better than the enemy (who happens to have a pocket) whilst they have literally just 2k dmg. Whatever, idiot but I'll let it slide. So naturally we lose second and they have the GUTS to try and tell me to swap.

Neither of our dps are playing hitscan, my man is forced to Bap because they won't, he is getting completely diffed by the enemy Pharah, and I'm doing both the dps's dmg combined AND mitigated more, I'm the only reason we have a shot because the only one countering the Pharmercy is me and my partner. I'm a t500 tank. I know how to play Dva. I OTP her for Christ's sake. Wanna know this Pharah otp's rank?

Gold.

We lost that game, I had 12k blocked and 13k mit, I told this moron to never try to teach me again, and then, guess what? Yep, next game, he's on the enemy team whilst I'm on dps. Friendly reminded I'm not that great at aiming. I'm on Ashe. We wipe the floor. Lmao.

To add salt to the wound, we went for one last game because I wanted to play Dva. We got this guy, Stich, yeah I'm calling you out dickhead, who thought it would be a great idea to try and pin the blame on me, calling my account 'bought' (nobody else has ever played on my account before ever, not even for fun) and all that dumb shit etc. Hun, their Tracer is 20-0 LOL, I'm peeling the entire game because your 'gm1' dumbass is so bad at positioning and so unaware of anything you can't kill them. Of course my dear duo has been trying to comfort and cheer me up all night because both of us know I'm not the one in the wrong (and buddy, I watched the reply, don't sit there and tell me you're gm1 and you're playing like that lmao, '4800 peak' lying out your arse moron that's PRO SR you fucking brainless dipshit), but I'm still incredibly annoyed so, ranting to let it off. I know I'm not wrong lmao but it's so shit to have people randomly start talking smack in QUICK PLAY games and trying to act like they know better than you. For the love of God people, please just be kind to those you're playing with, it costs nothing, and it makes you not a spineless loser.

On another note, I'd love to post anything Dva related and my ama's are open, appreciate anyone who stumbles across this and can sympathise with me. If you're getting attacked or deal with toxicity too, send a question, I'll listen. I know how it feels. Stop attacking other people, I didn't say a word to you until you decided to speak. I can't begin to even count how many people have told me to kill myself over a VIDEO GAME. If you're gonna be a toxic arse, please stop talking in chat.

Art I made for my partner <3. He mains Jake in DbD and ofc I main Ada so I was making a piece that is like, us? Them? Anyways ik it's on odd pair but its for him and I like how it came out, lowkey going to ship them now (lol).

Will pay for Jada art to feed my addiction if my ship has interested you give it a shot (pm for commission!)

Currently working on a fic to sate my hunger

Well this was a fun ride, I know I could get better but I'm a bit drained of it so lmao. EU

First time testing Topaz, thoughts? I always suck at high detail and complex outfits

I improved 😮‍💨 So happy

Hi, Blue! I just wanted to say I love the Love Nikki posts you make, your art is super cool, and you seem like a pretty awesome person!

Thanks again for that reblog on my post about DVa and her Defense Matrix a while back! As a DVa main when I play Tank, cool players like you are what I aspire to be and why I'm always encouraging my teammates over my mic too. :D I'm not the best tank, but people like you inspire me. <3

I hope you you have a really good day or night, whatever your timezone! 🩷🩷🩷

Thank you so much, this was super kind to read! This really was super uplifting, and honestly it's really nice to hear I can even inspire one person. Just keep doing your best, its all you can do and that's all the world needs! ✨

This is one of my fav little unknown OW facts and I wish more people knew about this. I've know of this for years now but its such a neat little detail. She also had the 'I'm gonna have to shoot you down!' ow1 voiceline when using DM, further showing she would literally shoot the projectiles. Love her 💖

🐰 You know, I love the in game logistics of some of the Heroes' abilities, and sometimes when I mention them to people, they think about it and realize how crazy they are.

🐰 Like, we all know DVa's Defense Matrix stops projectiles. But people forgot or don't know that the in game explanation for this is that her hands as a professional gamer are so quick, and her reflexes are so good, that she literally shoots projectiles out of the air.

🐰 You can see it too if you look at DVa's hands during Defense Matrix, because you can see her thumbs pressing the buttons on her handles while she's stopping projectiles.

🐰 And like, it doesn't have to be a normal bullet either. She literally shoots laser/light projectiles like the weapons Tracer, Mercy, Orisa, etc. have. DVa is literally so fast with her hands, she can stop light based projectiles. She's literally faster than the speed of light.

🐰 I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty neat detail and explanation. :)

I love Dva so much help-

The dye feature made this possible omg I love it so much

This took me hours. But was so worth it.

Sorry mum, I love her too much (jk my parents are supportive)