You Are An Abomination...

The new Redwall movie is looking dope!

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night

So for me, the top five books that I do this with are probably...oh god this is hard...

Star by Star by Troy Denning

Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn

Martin the Warrior by Brian Jacques

Uprooted by Naomi Novik

Raybearer by Jordan Ifueko

Leave the best books that destroyed you emotionally in the tags!

Uhhh

-Jen, and Kira, after restoring the crystal ,1982

I need this AU in my life!

what if AU where death note is just an in-universe work of fiction and all of them are just actors. i call this my coping AU LOL

I LOVE this AU!!

I thought we couldn’t show Tony Hawk’s Prostate on Tumblr anymore...

It’s thanks to The Three Laws of Robotics that the Rot exists.

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The creepypasta kid to dbd adult/teen pipeline is real in this essay I will-

You know, there's nothing to suggest the protagonist of Slay the Princess isn't a lady or non binary. Just because all of the voices in their head are masculine, doesn't mean they are.