bluesamurai2000
About me Gender: DemiGirl Pronouns: She/They Orientation: Pansexual
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to my future employers now that my Tumblr is linked on Behance;
I need this fic.
"Omg Julie is keeping Frank and Eddie apart!" "Julie would be jealous/possessive/'yandere'!"
Fools! Julie would catch one whiff of her best friend having a crush on the mailman and orchestrate so many fanfic-level situations to try and get them together with increased fervour and getting more and more convoluted as time goes on.
i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.
obsessed with sketchup. its so easy to use, theres a free version, i use it for work every day. but it can be so stupid sometimes. like, when you export your screen as an image. the size of the image depends on your physical screen size. as soon as you change monitors, the image size changes. this is very annoying when scale is something relevant to your work - im sure artists find it difficult, but as an architect its REALLY annoying. and yes, you can change the image size in settings (better hope you remember what your original image size was!) but you cant change the ratio in settings. meaning you cant decide individually how tall and how wide the image should be. you do THAT by manually inching the properties side bar with your mouse pixel by pixel and hoping you land on the right one.
i love sketchup anyway tho
learning SketchUp like
whoops
They are probably really good at poker if you really think about it. No facial expressions.
Hold on one second - who let them in here??
Hello neighbors
One day I am going to make the cursed food from the Welcome Home cookbook; and post it all on YouTube. The only way to stop me is to make the video first.
One time when my troop was hiking we accidentally, ended up on some guy’s land. He pulled up with a tractor, and a gun; then politely told us that the camp property ended.
Scouting culture is accidentally breaking and entering because the next task in the hike is located inside that castle and we're going to get it.
Oh wait, the task is located right outside and it's closed on Mondays so we're committing a crime? Eh, no we're not. (The old lady didn't believe us, please spare me oh god no please don't call the police)
trespassing 🔥🔥🔥
PSA from a former girl scout who sold cookies well into middle school: this girl scout cookie season, PLEASE consider buying at least some of your cookies from older scouts instead of concentrating all your attention on the adorable little brownies selling in front of walmart I beg of you. it is incredibly demoralizing to be trying to raise money for like, silver/gold award projects, international trips etc and get fucking nowhere just because you're no longer cute. this isn't to say "don't ever buy from younger scouts" just that. you know. everyone does, so maybe switch it up a little.
if you're also trying to support trans scouts this year, the 2024 trans girl scout cookie seller list is a good place to find older kids/teens who are selling.
guys! Make sure to purchase Girl Scout cookies if you can! They don’t take donations from anti-trans organizations!
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Hold on one second - who let them in here??
Yeah, Five Pebbles may be a little rude, but I think he’s trying his best. I’m sick of him being called the “apostate superstructure abomination”!
I fucking hate seattle man. the liberals have built a living superstructure that towers over the city and covers the sky in rain and fog. I'm fuckin moving to the countryside
watching prehistoric planet while high on edibles is an experience.
I am now terrified of Pterosaurs.
guys stop hating on my king fleshy cowboy head :( he just has a dream of being out west when he’s stuck in the big city. it’s not his fault he was born with a fleshy cowboy head and then turned to love western, what did you expect him to do? enjoy anime? NO, he was born with a love for western hence the fleshy cowboy head.
if i hear another bad word abt him, im going off 🫡😡
patrick matrick have you seen the flesh cowboy?
Is it a horror thing or has tumblr rotted the brains so hard that one forgot that Skin is considered flesh and its just a regular ass cowboy?
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
My favorite super bowl Ad. It’s so cursed I love it!
A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.
fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night
That’s toddlers for you!
baby marcille is very cute.
baby marcille is very cute.
Loved that episode! Can’t believe I thought this story was actually good as a kid!
from Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast
why does this feel so menacing. The Rain is Coming. you can't escape it. be prepared.
Well then.
Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags
