Bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog For Humor

One time when my troop was hiking we accidentally, ended up on some guy’s land. He pulled up with a tractor, and a gun; then politely told us that the camp property ended.

Scouting culture is accidentally breaking and entering because the next task in the hike is located inside that castle and we're going to get it.

Oh wait, the task is located right outside and it's closed on Mondays so we're committing a crime? Eh, no we're not. (The old lady didn't believe us, please spare me oh god no please don't call the police)

trespassing 🔥🔥🔥

fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night

Headcanon time (no spoilers): While some of the Flynn-related items in Prinz' collection are the genuine articles, there are also many that are more or less well-made forgeries that some scammer tricked Prinz into buying. I like to imagine that there's some dude on the server who has a big box of "genuine, one of a kind digitized arcade token from Flynn's arcade" that he makes a tidy profit from selling to rubes. The Tron version of this bit from Black Adder:

Uhhh

just another game of D&D.

Delicious and dragons

Things are looking dire, can Twilight lead her people on her own?

I mean your profile is literally Barbie

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please reblog for bigger sample size!!

I just needed to get it off my chest...

I am so sick and tired of people who say,”you don’t need medication for your depression, and anxiety just be happy!” Bitch, I would love to have an off switch for my mental illnesses! But I don’t so the medication will have to do. #Depression

This reminds me of when RTGAME role played Walter White in his Stardew play through.

What is Death if not a farmer