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I mean your profile is literally Barbie

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1 year ago

Giving the furries what they want I see..

YALL,,,,

I JUST GOT PINGED IN THE ANNOUNCMENTS CHANNEL IN THE OFFICIAL COTL SERVER...

CW: SEMI NUDITY???

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YALL,,,,

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNNNN???

YALL,,,,

THE FOLLOWERS IN THE BACK??? HELP???


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1 year ago
Reblog To Kill It Faster

Reblog to kill it faster

3 months ago
Fucker Cannot Get ANY Sleep Bcs His “CHILD” Keeps Asking To Sleep With Him Every Night

fucker cannot get ANY sleep bcs his “CHILD” keeps asking to sleep with him every night

1 year ago

Reminder that Project 2025 is a thing; basically, if a Republican presidential candidate is elected next year, they have every intention of instating a full-on fascist government. Among many other horrible things, Project 2025 intends to criminalize anything trans-related as pornographic, and imprison anyone putting out such "pornography."

We really, really gotta do whatever we can to make sure a Republican candidate isn't elected. I know we're probably gonna be faced with shitty choices yet again (and how I wish it wasn't so), but we cannot afford to let this happen.

11 months ago

Had the worst conversation with a leftist who turned out to be a history professor which makes even worse.

Just a heads up, you’re allowed to be upset about Palestinian suffering.

But if you respond to Jewish suffering with “actually I’m more bothered by [other topic],” you’re an antisemite. And you don’t get to defend yourself about it because you “have Jewish friends” or “don’t tolerate antisemitism.”

Likely, you don’t have as many Jewish friends as you think (if you have any at all) and you don’t have a good enough compass to judge whether or not something is antisemitic to know if you tolerate antisemitism.

Hint: deflecting Jewish pain as lesser than other suffering is inherently antisemitic.

If you wouldn’t dismiss Palestinians telling you they’re in pain by bringing up 10/7 or the suicide bombings during the intifada then don’t bring up other shit when Jews are just trying to get you to see us as human.

And if you teach students to think like you without listening to Jews, you not only tolerate antisemitism but you spread it and create it.

Unpopular opinion: Jews and Israelis and Muslims and Palestinians and Arabs are all human beings who deserve to express distress without having pain compared to anyone else’s.

6 years ago

I usually go with anything by the Swedish power metal band Amaranthe.

So, do you have a personal shadowrun/cyberpunk soundtrack that helps set your mood for games?

Absolutely, do I ever, but it’s on my android so I spent some time making one up on youtube! I threw in some more music in there because why the hell not. (Welcome to my absurd taste in music)

There is LOTS of this band on this playlist but check out all of Abducted by Sharks! It’s made by two guys and all of their music is pretty much dedicated to the cyberpunk setting!

Link here!

7 months ago

I have been sick this last week and binging a lot of cooking shows so:

Crisbee as guy fieri, he is complimenting how good the food is.

here's vi being the poor bastard who drops her cake when she has to carry it up to the judge.

Vi wearing a too large apron carrying a cake. Her foot gets caught on her apron and she trips.
Vi begins flying, relieved that she didnt fall on her face. She looks up to realize that her cake has fallen directly on Judge Fuff's head.

fuff told her he would grade her on what he could see before she dropped it but he wasnt gonna eat it lol. However, the discord decided that he would go to jail for making vi cry so

Vi cries in the background as Fuff is being led away in cuffs by Zasp in a cop uniform.

And how i think Team snakemouth would do on something like nailed it.

Leif standing next to a mis-shappen cake with his hands in his apron pockets. The arrow pointing to him says "cake looks like shit but is the best cake the judges have ever had.
Kabbu standing happily next to a very pretty cake. He is wearing a little tiny chef's hat on the top of his horn. An arrow pointing to him says: overstirred and underbaked because he was too excited. and proud bc he did his best.
Vi standing hunched next to a cake with a wide eyed blank look. An arrow pointing to her says: completely missed the prompt and also forgot to add sugar to her cake.
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