I Have Been Sick This Last Week And Binging A Lot Of Cooking Shows So:

I have been sick this last week and binging a lot of cooking shows so:

Crisbee as guy fieri, he is complimenting how good the food is.

here's vi being the poor bastard who drops her cake when she has to carry it up to the judge.

Vi wearing a too large apron carrying a cake. Her foot gets caught on her apron and she trips.

Vi begins flying, relieved that she didnt fall on her face. She looks up to realize that her cake has fallen directly on Judge Fuff's head.

fuff told her he would grade her on what he could see before she dropped it but he wasnt gonna eat it lol. However, the discord decided that he would go to jail for making vi cry so

Vi cries in the background as Fuff is being led away in cuffs by Zasp in a cop uniform.

And how i think Team snakemouth would do on something like nailed it.

Leif standing next to a mis-shappen cake with his hands in his apron pockets. The arrow pointing to him says "cake looks like shit but is the best cake the judges have ever had.

Kabbu standing happily next to a very pretty cake. He is wearing a little tiny chef's hat on the top of his horn. An arrow pointing to him says: overstirred and underbaked because he was too excited. and proud bc he did his best.

Vi standing hunched next to a cake with a wide eyed blank look. An arrow pointing to her says: completely missed the prompt and also forgot to add sugar to her cake.

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