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I mean the real Secretariat never bet on his own races.

(Though it would have been interesting if he did.)

i don't think this show is historically accurate

they got the color scheme right thats pretty cool

I am 100% convinced that Human pet guy is either a troll, or a Victorian scientist who invented a time machine. Who stays in the 21st century for some reason. (Probably to avoid Tuberculosis or something.)

susan and her babies

She’s spotted you.

My favorite episode of the podcast. I’ll never forget the sun plot where Hunter Reveals that his grandpa shot his hunting dog.

“There was a nagging feeling that something was off putting about the way he looked. It was like he had gotten a little longer overnight.”

Headcanon time (no spoilers): While some of the Flynn-related items in Prinz' collection are the genuine articles, there are also many that are more or less well-made forgeries that some scammer tricked Prinz into buying. I like to imagine that there's some dude on the server who has a big box of "genuine, one of a kind digitized arcade token from Flynn's arcade" that he makes a tidy profit from selling to rubes. The Tron version of this bit from Black Adder:

A baby?!?!???

Uhhh

I honestly didn't expect to make poor Adversary grossed out and scared X'D

idk it was so funny to me for some reason

especially the:

"... can i go back and get my knife though?... 🥺"

"NO."

"okay...🥺"

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Grimm is that kind of bitch

I HC the Pale King’s voice to be the Streamer DougDoug (If you know, you know why.)

Re-watching the Doug Doug Pajama Sam video and got inspired.

I have been sick this last week and binging a lot of cooking shows so:

here's vi being the poor bastard who drops her cake when she has to carry it up to the judge.

fuff told her he would grade her on what he could see before she dropped it but he wasnt gonna eat it lol. However, the discord decided that he would go to jail for making vi cry so

And how i think Team snakemouth would do on something like nailed it.

you can teach Vi new tricks by putting a bee plushie on a stick and having that do the trick in front of her

i know that ur talking about scientist mimicking dances to talk to bees and shit, but for an intelligent bee thats go to be terrifying

spooky. however, it also made me think of this lol

Extrie, Extrie! It’s the newest issue of the Talking Tick!

HB is great at terrorizing kids into good bee behavior

Forever ago I saw what honeybee eggs look up (look 'em up, they look like silly little rice grains), I imagined them being swung around on account of that shape (I'm sorry), which inspired this goofy comic concept. Now I finally did it, and I'm happy with it personally! Hopefully you lot like it as well, I'm happy to have doodled more.

And a bonus first attempt at Vi's silly little dream. I drew these with my left (not dominant) hand, because I thought that'd look funny, but I found it genuinely super hard to draw so I decided against it. They're still goofy, though, I felt, so you get to see them anyway.

I want a comic of the aftermath.

What a lovely couple of moths, I hope nothing bad happens to them

Extrie, Extrie! It’s the newest issue of the Talking Tick!

The last of us is so unrealistic, you're supposed to get cool ice powers duh.

I had a dumb idea for a continuation of that Team Snakemouth Gets An Education picture I drew yesterday.

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you.

But first, they must catch you."

Thinking about how dangerous the enemies are in Spearmaster's campaign... I mean they're dangerous in all campaigns of course, but Spearmaster has some real messed up spawns /pos, talk about a perilous quest.

Sorry I haven't uploaded in a hot second, mainly rain world related art block!!

Rain World Lore

Immediately after this, (and once Quincey was out of earshot), there was the expected huffing and puffing and I Am the Master of This Castle and These Mountains et cetera, et cetera.

Jonathan tried to ride it out in nodding noncommittal silence.

Mina, devoid of even a fraction of a fuck to give, agreed yes, of course he was. But out of curiosity, when was the last time he attended to anything to do with his title or its duties in the last, say, twenty years? She seems to recall someone of more maturity stepping in to manage every iota of the work while the Master of the Castle was busy with the terribly trying labor of, let her check her notes, strutting around being impressed with himself. Is it not so?

Dracula, doubly pissed, ready to erupt and go full Monster Mode, slipped into a fuming villain monologue--

And his voice cracked.

Jonathan was stone-faced, but white-knuckling his armrest. Mina's psychic laughter could shake the Carpathians. Quincey popped his head in to ask what's the matter, did something happen? Notably, with a pubescent pitch not that many octaves removed from the Count's.

That night was full of thunder and the next family dinner saw the Count grousing that he had no appetite tonight. Or the next. Not until he was iron grey, for some reason.

Jonathan, meanwhile, found his shaving kit mysteriously returned. Plus enough shaving lather to last a decade.

Consider this a cap to this bit of nonsense. Scruffy Winter Mode Jonathan has to get back to his clean-shaven self somehow.

Final apologies to @ibrithir-was-here, thank you for putting up with the shenanigans

(Note: If you haven't jumped on the Blood of My Blood AU, you're missing out. One of the tastiest Dracula Bad Ending stories-in-progress I've ever come across.)

It’s thanks to The Three Laws of Robotics that the Rot exists.

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idk about you all but im pretty sure i could take the maroon creature in a fight

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hey! friendly reminder to use a trigger warning for mentions of @rt*ficer, some people have had to face them in person and it hasnt ended well :)

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hey here's your reminder that trying to shelterstuck-ify your text to avoid spelling it outright is actually worse for other scavs trying to block the term altogether asshole

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what the fuck is shelterstuck

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shelterstuck heritage post

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you know what never fucking mind

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sorry arti hunter shippers I think they would hate each other

This Ken is Transgender, a triple amputee, and named Joe.

I have told this story on this site before; but only on comments to other posts. So here I am telling the story again. When I was four, or five I didn’t have a Ken doll; so I cut the hair off one of my Barbies and named him Joe (first male name I could think of.). Before I even knew what being trans was I made a transgender Ken doll.

Then when I was eight, or nine my dog Emma chewed off his legs, and one of his hands. So Joe became an amputee. Here he is now T-Posing to assert dominance on Transphobia, and ableism.

I thought this was an image from the Jerma doll house stream and then I looked down and it was THE FUCKING SAW MUSICAL???