Extrie, Extrie! It’s The Newest Issue Of The Talking Tick!

Extrie, Extrie! It’s the newest issue of the Talking Tick!

The reason there are no children in Morrowind

An Argonian Nerevarine is seen talking to a dunmer child who appears to be bandaged. She speaks up with a concerned look as Vakkah-lah says: "That was close. You okay there, kid?"

The dunmer child looks saddened as she averts her eyes and says: "Yes, I am... Thank you miss"

The child deflates as her expression holds a solemn stare, "But... I'm so sorry. You could've gotten hurt because of me..."

Vakkah-lah instantly exclaimed with surprise as she says: "What? No! Don't apologize! You were in danger! I couldn't just let you die."

The dunmer child looks up at Vakkah-lah as she stutters out: "But... but miss..."

The Nerevarine gives a reassuring smile as she explains to the child, "Listen. It's my job. I'm the good guy! I help whoever I can on the way. So if there's anything you ever need, I'm always happy to help!"

The child looks away once more as she utters: "Well, since you said so, can you do one more thing for me? Please?"

The Nerevarine softens her eyes as she says: "Of course. What is it, little girl?"

The dunmer child stares up with a disturbing expression. Smiling, she tells Vakkah-lah: "Would you come with me? The Sixth House is waiting for you, Lord Nerevar."

Vakkah-lah is seen mortified as she pauses her sentences.

Vakkah-lah kneels down to the dunmer child's level as she widens her eyes with a cautious face. "Child... where are your parents?"

The kid kept smiling as she began to unwrap her bandages from her eye, "The Sixth House is my Family. They took me in when no one wanted me. They gave me a gift. A home. They want you to join us too."

In the next panel, the bandages are seen on the floor below the child's feet.

The child is revealed to have corprus infecting the side of her bandaged face. She keeps speaking as she says, "After all... The world rejects you. You'll be happier with us. If you join us, then you won't suffer anymore. House Dagoth accepts you."

Vakkah-lah realizes the situation, getting back up as she mutters, "Corprus... Kid, come on. We really shouldn't be here. Let's just-"

However, she was interrupted by another voice as another child says, "Nerevar? Where are you going?"

The next panel reveals two children. One is an Ash Zombie Child, and another is a severely infected dunmer child with a gaping mouth and rotting skin. "You saved our sister. Why not stay? Father Dagoth would love to thank you for your kindness."

Vakkah-lah covers her mouth in horror as she starts thinking to herself, 'Oh my gods... He's inducting children too. All those missing posters... All those families. Tell me this isn't true.'

A new voice joins them as she turns around with pure fear, hearing the next child speak, "Yes, Lord Nerevar. Stay here with us. Father wants to reunite with you again."

The next panel reveals two more children. One is a Corprus Stalker child, and another is a dunmer child with three glowing red eyes and a sickly grin. "He misses you. He wants you to join us all. What's stopping you?"

Vakkah-lah's eyes widen as she shakes, starting down as the children continue to try to convince her to stay, "Come on Nerevar. Stay here with us. Don't leave us here."

Vakkah-lah wakes up as her eyes shoot awake. She was seen under the covers of the bed as her chin was resting on the pillow. She starts to think for herself as she pokes her head out,

' It was... just a dream... That's the last time I'm reading scary lore books at night...'

In the next panel, the Nerevarine's eyes shoot up in terror as she hears the voices of the dunmer girl she rescued earlier in her dream. She appears to be smiling down at her.

"You're finally awake, Lord Nerevar. We've finally found you"

The next panel reveals a row of children surrounding the Nerevarine in a circle. They all simultaneously speak up, "Come with us. Join the Sixth House."

Vakkah-lah tries to back up as they speak once more,
"You can't run from destiny. Come along now."

The last panel reveals Dagoth Ur behind Vakkah-lah. His mask was off with his face revealed to have three glowing red dots for eyes, as well as huge unhinged teeth. As his jaw opens, tendrils are seen lingering out of his mouth as he goes in, ready to reach for her. The children continue to speak as their last words finish with:

"Father is waiting for you."

I may have wanted to make something for Spooky Month.

I like to imagine that the children of Morrowind are there, but a bunch of them go missing and end up serving the Sixth House in one big dysfunctional family cult.

I'd honestly be terrified too if I had a child that ended up like this too.

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not my art morrowind nerevarine tes morrowind Love that Kagome Kagome reference Vocaloid and creepypasta fans rise up.

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bluesamurai2000

6 years ago

I usually go with anything by the Swedish power metal band Amaranthe.

So, do you have a personal shadowrun/cyberpunk soundtrack that helps set your mood for games?

Absolutely, do I ever, but it’s on my android so I spent some time making one up on youtube! I threw in some more music in there because why the hell not. (Welcome to my absurd taste in music)

There is LOTS of this band on this playlist but check out all of Abducted by Sharks! It’s made by two guys and all of their music is pretty much dedicated to the cyberpunk setting!

Link here!

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bluesamurai2000

6 years ago

,”And this is my Death Roomba.”

Cuando oyes ruidos raros debajo de tu cama

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bluesamurai2000

6 years ago

Holy Shit I love this website XD. It ruins my childhood in the best way possible!

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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bluesamurai2000

6 years ago

Yes we need more!

Searched “funny medieval art,” was not disappointed. Can we please make memes based on weird medieval art more of a thing?

Come on, this is 1000x times funnier than those stupid deep fried memes.

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bluesamurai2000

6 years ago

*After explaining Piñatas to an alien at my Cousin-once removed’s birthday party.* Alien: So let me get this straight, you make a complex sculpture out of paper, fill it with sweets, and then destroy it with a stick? Me: Yeah pretty much! Alien: Barbarians, all of you!

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humans are space orcs

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bluesamurai2000

1 year ago

slaps down incredibly niche dnd content and runs

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dnd art dnd If I had a nickel every time a chained betrayer God nicknamed The One Who Waits was Husbandized I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.

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bluesamurai2000

5 years ago

Paper Jam Dipper is Best Waifu!