*After Explaining Piñatas To An Alien At My Cousin-once Removed’s Birthday Party.* Alien: So Let Me

*After explaining Piñatas to an alien at my Cousin-once removed’s birthday party.* Alien: So let me get this straight, you make a complex sculpture out of paper, fill it with sweets, and then destroy it with a stick? Me: Yeah pretty much! Alien: Barbarians, all of you!

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2 months ago

Support a Family in Need ❤️

Mohamad has endured immense loss and is now burdened with debt while trying to protect his sister and her five children. He desperately needs our help to secure their safety and give them a fresh start.

We’ve reached 16% of our goal (€3,224/€20,000), but there’s still a long way to go. Every euro makes a difference. Every share spreads hope.

This isn’t about names, backgrounds, or beliefs. It’s about humanity.

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4 months ago

Loved that episode! Can’t believe I thought this story was actually good as a kid!

From Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast
From Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast
From Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast
From Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast

from Jeff The Killer | Creep Cast


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6 years ago

Yes we need more!

Searched “funny medieval art,” was not disappointed. Can we please make memes based on weird medieval art more of a thing?

Searched “funny Medieval Art,” Was Not Disappointed. Can We Please Make Memes Based On Weird Medieval

Come on, this is 1000x times funnier than those stupid deep fried memes.

3 weeks ago

They are probably really good at poker if you really think about it. No facial expressions.

Hold On One Second - Who Let Them In Here??

Hold on one second - who let them in here??


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4 years ago

All of my OCs are still on the hope. A bit more grim than all of your headcannons. It’s actually a part of my alternate universe narrative. Many of them are actually connected, and are each other’s motivations. As they want to revive their loved ones. I will share a few examples; Will is a Bureaucrat, and a grieving widower who left earth with his sister Mary, and sons; Edmund, and August. In an alternate universe Mary, who was a med school graduate trapped in an entry level position is trying to revive Will, and her nephews. (And in case you turn this into a case of Sweet Home Alabama Mary is Ace-Aro!) Emiko, a chef, and her Fiancé Hiroshi came to Halcyon with the hope (no pun intended) to start their own restaurant. And that’s just a few of them; I have way more (I am addicted to creating characters in this game.) I also accidentally made Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale In the character creation, and I’m just rolling with it.

All your TOW OCs exist in everyone else's headcanon universe.

Depending on what universe you choose that determines the Captain. Kenna exists in your universe as a background colonist but in my universe she is the Unplanned Variable.

TOW fanon is one huge super fanon.

I have spoken.

10 months ago

This Ken is Transgender, a triple amputee, and named Joe.

This Ken Is Transgender, A Triple Amputee, And Named Joe.

I have told this story on this site before; but only on comments to other posts. So here I am telling the story again. When I was four, or five I didn’t have a Ken doll; so I cut the hair off one of my Barbies and named him Joe (first male name I could think of.). Before I even knew what being trans was I made a transgender Ken doll.

Then when I was eight, or nine my dog Emma chewed off his legs, and one of his hands. So Joe became an amputee. Here he is now T-Posing to assert dominance on Transphobia, and ableism.


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6 years ago

Well one thing, Peirrots love standing in water, and walking around places with rocks a typical walk with a Pierrot should look something like this:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0

yo anyone got advice for adopting a Pierrot??

im super new to keeping a clown, so idk if they’re a good starter

also any tips is greatly appreciated ❤

5 years ago

I love how this works so well!

Attack on Missile Bomb

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1 year ago

Ok yeah you’re a leftist but are you normal about Jews

1 year ago
This Beautiful Little Goth Baby Is The First Child Of The New Faith ^v^

This beautiful little goth baby is the first child of the new faith ^v^

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