Immediately After This, (and Once Quincey Was Out Of Earshot), There Was The Expected Huffing And Puffing

Ahh that’s why I love this podcast (Also Cecil, And Carlos are best couple!)

Welcome to Night Vale where:

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Blue helicopters will keep your children safe and hardly ever take one

Hawks aren’t real 

There are different sizes of infinity

The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore

Alligators can eat your children

Guns don’t kill people

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error

You know better than to acknowledge the angels

John Peters, you know, the farmer?

Wait, i’m sorry, did i say number 12? I… I don’t actually remember… 

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Steeeve Carlsssberg

The Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area never existed

Your existence is not impossible… but it’s also not very likely

The sky is mostly void, partially starry

We all pretend to sleep

Wheat (and it’s by-products) may turn into snakes (of the highly poisonous variety) or spirits (of the destructive and malevolent variety)

If you’re approached by a librarian, keep still and do not run

We like our coffee like we like our nights! Dark. Endless. And impossible to sleep through

Monday would like you to leave it alone

You can’t survive forever

Books have stopped working

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

and now, the weather

You hear that Gurjin Thirst Club... He wants you all!

“Gurjin’s interests are in hunting game and courting girls, not politics” - Gurjin’s dad

(Shadows of the Dark Crystal, J.M. Lee)

Clippy gave birth!!! It's a malware <3

baby marcille is very cute.

Aughra has slept with all the Skeksis, A L L. O f T H E M!!!!

ppl keep talking about Aughra x SkekMal but

while obviously that’s a thing,

what about Aughra x SkekOk?

she felt free to clean her eye in his bath, and when she saw *cough* certain details through that eye, she scoffed, “nothing has changed.”

Happy Pride fr

Love how the tag implies he sucked Myer’s dick.

Happy Pride fr

F O R T H E C O M P A N Y .

Took a while and I usually don't do digital art but I think I did a good job.

Edit: we got to 💯 notes

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

As another Demigirl; I can relate.

here i am, wondering what my gender identity is when it's past midnight and setting myself into a spiral of pure anxiety.

Am i a butch woman? Am I nb? Am i genderfluid?

I hate existing.

In my fantasies my future self looks weird, sometimes i have boobs, sometimes I don't, though I never wear dresses so we can exclude the femme aspect.

But am I nb or genderfluid, or maybe queer? Am i actually on the trans spectrum? Or am i just going through a phase? Am i just a masculine woman?

I like having boobs most of the time, though sometimes i wish I didn't have them. Is that a thing all people born female do?

I referred to myself as she/her for my whole life and so did other people, and that doesn't bother me as long as I don't get called names like "lady", "girl" and stuff from strangers (e.g. at work "lady, can I ask you...") and though i'd never use he/him, she/they might do. So if I like she and they, am I a demigirl? A butch demigirl?

Can demigirls even be butch?

I am so fucking confused by my existence it hurts.