Why Does This Feel So Menacing. The Rain Is Coming. You Can't Escape It. Be Prepared.

TBF, I am a cynical adult, and my dad was in the army. We both love Muppets.

Given that building a puppet theater increases stress relief by 10 for everyone it’s like…. 

A bunch of cynical battle weary grown-ass adults…. that all fucking love puppet shows….

The heir finds it extremely baffling. 

Words cannot describe how disappointed I feel.

i fucking hate you. i fucking hate everyone who thinks anything similar to this. and dont you DARE try to tell me they're talking about christian zionists or something because we both know thats not true. im done giving people the benefit of the doubt i hate you i hate all of you you were never our allies you were never our friends you never cared

Wait... That's not how the plot goes--

Headcanon time (no spoilers): While some of the Flynn-related items in Prinz' collection are the genuine articles, there are also many that are more or less well-made forgeries that some scammer tricked Prinz into buying. I like to imagine that there's some dude on the server who has a big box of "genuine, one of a kind digitized arcade token from Flynn's arcade" that he makes a tidy profit from selling to rubes. The Tron version of this bit from Black Adder:

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you.

But first, they must catch you."

Thinking about how dangerous the enemies are in Spearmaster's campaign... I mean they're dangerous in all campaigns of course, but Spearmaster has some real messed up spawns /pos, talk about a perilous quest.

Sorry I haven't uploaded in a hot second, mainly rain world related art block!!

I am 100% convinced that Human pet guy is either a troll, or a Victorian scientist who invented a time machine. Who stays in the 21st century for some reason. (Probably to avoid Tuberculosis or something.)

Grounded but all of the bugs are replaced with Bugsnax

Guys what if I made an MLP infection AU based off of bootleg toys /nsrs

slaps down incredibly niche dnd content and runs

This Ken is Transgender, a triple amputee, and named Joe.

I have told this story on this site before; but only on comments to other posts. So here I am telling the story again. When I was four, or five I didn’t have a Ken doll; so I cut the hair off one of my Barbies and named him Joe (first male name I could think of.). Before I even knew what being trans was I made a transgender Ken doll.

Then when I was eight, or nine my dog Emma chewed off his legs, and one of his hands. So Joe became an amputee. Here he is now T-Posing to assert dominance on Transphobia, and ableism.