They Look Like Giant Burritos.

I was gonna make a joke but I just can’t think of anything funny. It’s just so absurd!

White wiccans: Black magic, voodoo and hoodoo are all BAD and EVIL. You shouldn’t do it uwu 🌸🌸

Also white wiccans: *literally steal the bones of minority or otherwise poor who couldn’t afford proper burials*

Acoustic -> Final Fantasy House

Electric -> Portland House

@ gentiles: if you choose to take a stand and advocate for palestinians (as you should - if you're able) you need to also research antisemitic dogwhistles & the history of antisemitism in the pro-palestinian movement; the movement is not inherently antisemitic, but there are antisemitic expressions of it because antisemitism is a hatred that permeates through every section of society.

when you neglect to ensure your activism isn't just thinly-veiled antisemitism, you are not only harming jews but delegitimising an important cause. you have a duty to educate yourself for the sake of both jews and palestinians.

then again, i am aware that many gentiles simply don't care - they know they're being bigoted & they enjoy wearing a progressive mask to see how far their hatred can spread.

and to those people: you are cowards. stop hiding behind anti-zionism and own your bigotry. stop weaponising the suffering of palestinians.

PSA from a former girl scout who sold cookies well into middle school: this girl scout cookie season, PLEASE consider buying at least some of your cookies from older scouts instead of concentrating all your attention on the adorable little brownies selling in front of walmart I beg of you. it is incredibly demoralizing to be trying to raise money for like, silver/gold award projects, international trips etc and get fucking nowhere just because you're no longer cute. this isn't to say "don't ever buy from younger scouts" just that. you know. everyone does, so maybe switch it up a little.

if you're also trying to support trans scouts this year, the 2024 trans girl scout cookie seller list is a good place to find older kids/teens who are selling.

Ahh that’s why I love this podcast (Also Cecil, And Carlos are best couple!)

Welcome to Night Vale where:

Dogs are not allowed in the dog park

Blue helicopters will keep your children safe and hardly ever take one

Hawks aren’t real 

There are different sizes of infinity

The past is gone and cannot harm you anymore

Alligators can eat your children

Guns don’t kill people

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget

Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error

You know better than to acknowledge the angels

John Peters, you know, the farmer?

Wait, i’m sorry, did i say number 12? I… I don’t actually remember… 

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

Steeeve Carlsssberg

The Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area never existed

Your existence is not impossible… but it’s also not very likely

The sky is mostly void, partially starry

We all pretend to sleep

Wheat (and it’s by-products) may turn into snakes (of the highly poisonous variety) or spirits (of the destructive and malevolent variety)

If you’re approached by a librarian, keep still and do not run

We like our coffee like we like our nights! Dark. Endless. And impossible to sleep through

Monday would like you to leave it alone

You can’t survive forever

Books have stopped working

Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

and now, the weather

I want a comic of the aftermath.

What a lovely couple of moths, I hope nothing bad happens to them

#WTHInternet

It’s solar and wind and tidal and geothermal and hydropower.

It’s plant-based diets and regenerative livestock farming and insect protein and lab-grown meat.

It’s electric cars and reliable public transit and decreasing how far and how often we travel.

It’s growing your own vegetables and community gardens and vertical farms and supporting local producers.

It’s rewilding the countryside and greening cities.

It’s getting people active and improving disabled access.

It’s making your own clothes and buying or swapping sustainable stuff with your neighbours.

It’s the right to repair and reducing consumption in the first place.

It’s greater land rights for the commons and indigenous peoples and creating protected areas.

It’s radical, drastic change and community consensus.

It’s labour rights and less work.

It’s science and arts.

It’s theoretical academic thought and concrete practical action.

It’s signing petitions and campaigning and protesting and civil disobedience.

It’s sailboats and zeppelins.

It’s the speculative and the possible.

It’s raising living standards and curbing consumerism.

It’s global and local.

It’s me and you.

Climate solutions look different for everyone, and we all have something to offer.

non-exhaustive list of statements that shouldn't be controversial

palestinian civilians do not deserve to die for the actions of hamas & their supporters.

israeli civilians do not deserve to die for the actions of the israeli government & their supporters.

goyim aren't allowed to exploit & claim jewish trauma for brownie points.

non-palestinians aren't allowed to exploit & claim palestinian trauma for brownie points.

there is no excuse for racism.

there is no excuse for islamophobia.

there is no excuse for antisemitism.