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How Sephiroth time traveled in FF7 Remake: A🧵 of evidence

Advent Children music playing during Sephiroth-related scenes

He knows more things than the rest of the main cast (Aerith also knows things but not as much as Sephiroth)

Sephiroth got his famous wing in Advent Children, yet somehow he has it in the Remake (this is the biggest piece of evidence that Sephiroth time traveled)

Ok but if the Remake is really like some people say, the OG FF7 all over again, then how the heck does Sephiroth have his famous black wing when HE ONLY HAS IT IN ADVENT CHILDREN, WHICH TAKES PLACE AFTER THE ORIGINAL FF7?

Hallucination or not, Sephiroth guided Cloud so that he could meet Aerith, shows him The Edge Of Creation, asks Cloud to defy destiny, shows him and the party a vision of meteor, and says really cryptic lines, and I think these reasons are really telling peices of evidence that Sephiroth time traveled.

Bowuigi prompt feat Luigi and Roy bonding experience™️

Two months after he's been kidnapped and held hostage in a strange world and had his life changed forever, Luigi is facing a kind of internal crisis. He's trying to find romance

The problem is his brain keeps on focusing on a certain koopa king, and he can not figure out why.

He thinks he's under some kind of hypnosis at first, making him think of these things, but unfortunately, for Luigi, he finds himself under a different kind of spell. Not only is Bowser hot, but he's also realizing why he never wanted to get a girlfriend.

Luigi suddenly realizes he's bisexual and PANICS cause he's afraid that nobody would accept him for who he is.

Fortunately, Roy Koopa hears his troubles and comes to the rescue and reveals to Luigi that he, too, is bisexual.

Also, they bond over acting feminine and crossdressing

As the two grow closer, Luigi talks more about his insecurities, while Roy finally has the courage to reveal to Luigi about his not so great childhood and running away from an abusive household.

Roy, with the help of Wendy, wants to set Luigi up with Bowser on a date, but problem is they're afraid the other koopalings might ruin it so they keep it secret.

As you can tell, hilarious shenanigans ensue, and the date is surprisingly a success. Luigi, thanks Roy for all the crap he's done. Roy thinks the two of them should hang out more often, and Luigi agrees

The god that chases his own tail - the one who hungers for infinite power.

The End's voice is deeper but I noticed a similarity between The End and a certain masked jackal.

I might seem delusional BUT HEAR ME OUT OK?

I don't believe The End is actually the Phantom Ruby, but it's more of Infinite speaking THROUGH the Phantom Ruby while possessing this eldrich entity.

Luigi bonding with the Koopalings is my new favorite Bowuigi troupe

Imagine the potential of Luigi and the Koopalings interacting, this can make for some really sweet or funny moments between them. Like I really need to see more of this in Bowuigi fics.

Luigi talking to the Koopalings:So uh, what do you guys like?

Wendy:*smiling* Men

Larry:Video games

Morton:Food, I really love food

Lemmy:THE CIRCUS! Oh, and fun!

Jr:Oh, Art for me!

Roy:The color pink! I think it's a manly color.

Ludwig:Classical music really soothes my soul~ 🎼

Luigi:Wow, I can't believe we have so much in common!

Iggy:*tapping the microphone* I'm autistic

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Some good news

LOOK AT HER! THAT'S MY PEACH! 🍑💓

Disney: Our princesses can't fight in ballgowns. It's too impractical and ridiculous.

Universal/Illumination/Nintendo: Here's Princess Peach in a gown and high heels kicking ass.

I'm rooting for both Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat btw.

pavlovs dog and scrodingers cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069