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My Mario Movie Review

⚠️Spoilers ahead!⚠️

I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.

Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!

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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together

-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.

-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!

-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?

-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said

-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀

-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess

-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal

-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW

-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.

-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part

-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it

-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10

M35, Star Cluster

Alear

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I'm visually impaired, and by that I'm very nearsighted and I have to always wear glasses as a result. Seeing Sonic being depicted in that way makes me very glad! Great art, keep up the good work!

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