I Discovered This Parallel And I'm Loosing My Goddamn Mind Over It-

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

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The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

Uhhhhhhh

Sonic Forces Rewrite

Since I have a love/hate relationship with Sonic Forces, I decided to take matters into my own hands and rewrite the story to my liking. I don't have all the details filled in but this is just the jist of it.

Let's begin!

The main plot point that drives the story forward is that Sonic and Infinite are actually old childhood friends. Just like how Sonic was born with his super speed, Infinite was born with his illusion powers. The two were the best of freinds. While Sonic was applauded and praised, Infinite was always an outcast and the bullies punching bag due to his differences, but that didn't stop the two from maintaining their friendship.

Yet when he grew older, Infinite hearing about the ancient legend of the powerful Phantom Ruby goes after the magical gem due to many factors, but unfortunately it comes at a cost. His mind gets corrupted by the gem and becomes the evil masked figure who we all know.

Sonic who sees the world in ruin, promises to save his old friend and sets out on an adventure that will not only change him but also threaten the entire fabric of reality itself.

More info about the Rewrite to clear things up

Sonic has feelings for Infinite in this Rewrite yet you can choose if the feelings are platonic or romantic

The Rewrite has a total of three endings, Good, Neutral, and Bad.

Infinite is the final boss

Tails isn't a coward and actually does something

Yes Classic Sonic does appear, but he isn't the main focus

That is all for now but I hope you guys like it.

My Mario Movie Review

⚠️Spoilers ahead!⚠️

I accidentally spoiled myself a few plot points cause some people online decided to post them and throw all this new info in my face, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the film.

Anyways, here's my review of the Mario Movie so let's a go!

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-Mario and Luigi were so wholesome together

-Bowser was amazing, I loved that he was evil just for the sake of being evil.

-BOWSER'S LOVE BALLAD ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED. I can see why the Koopalings got their names from musicians, my man Bowser can play a piano!

-Princess Peach's origin story was actually kinda cute! I love the idea of the Toads being her found family, the only question I have though is who are her parents?

-Bowser was a Bicon, enough said

-The blue koopa really became a blue shell and was never heard from again. I guess the blue shelled koopas are suicide bombers 💀

-I really wanted more Luigi screentime, but eh, it's enough for the first film I guess

-The Penguin King and DK also deserve more screentime, maybe we will see them in the sequal

-THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPPED, I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THAT SMW CASTLE THEME NOW

-Peach was one of my favorite characters in the film, she is so kind yet also badass.

-Peach choosing to marry Bowser for the sake of her kingdom and it's people was such a power move on her part

-I hated the fast pacing of the plot, but the movie scenes made up for it

-Overall, despite some criticisms I have, it's a really good movie, I rate it a 8.5/10

As an American, I have no idea what's happening in my country. First the dumpsterfire of a presidental debate debate happens, and now Trump almost got shot and survived an assassination attempt.

Guys I think we need another american revolution, I'm so tired.

IM GOING INSANE-

BIG WIN FOR THE INFINITE COMMUNITY TODAY ‼️🗣

Happy MAR10 Day everybody!! Mario loves ya!❤️

Infinite Headcannons

This is only the third post I ever posted on this site.

I love this jackal so much that I decided to make an entire post dedicated to some of my headcannons of him.

-Infinite's illusions are sometimes tuned into how he's feeling. If Infinite is feeling normal then he has more control over his illusions then when he is emotional. For example, when Infinite becomes angry his illusions grow more stronger.

-But why did Infinite even want the Ruby in the first place?

The easy answer is that he wanted power, but why the Phantom Ruby corrupted him had mostly to do with the fact that the Ruby is completely unstable and courrupted other people before him or it's the fact that Infinite tried to comprehend something that nobody else could comprehend. And once he actually did, his mind was open to the Phantom Ruby's control. Infinite KNEW the risks, but he was willing to take them for power.

-He could literally rewrite reality and there could be nobody to stop him from doing so, but for now he uses the Ruby on his own terms with Eggman.

-My personal headcannon for Infinite's past is much more complex than the "oh Shadow beat me up and now I'm evil" backstory that Forces gave us, but I will wait to post that for another time.

Before we hit 4th of July...

Listen. I know our country is in shambles. Our culture has been torn apart. Our government is the enemy of the people. Our institutions are captured by ideologues. Our media and government have been lying to us since before any of us were born. The Constitution has been ripped to shreds. We have long since passed the point where others would have begun throwing tea in the harbor.

I am not proud of where our country is now. We are in decline. I fear for where we are headed.

Independence Day is not a celebration of our government or our leaders. It's also not a celebration of what our country is today. It's not even really a celebration of some long-gone glory days.

Independence Day is two things:

A reminder of what our country was intended to be, that we should not be complacent or satisfied with things as they are now.

A chance to be obnoxious and annoy non-Americans

So starting at about 11pm tonight I will continue my tradition of having scheduled posts publish every hour for the duration of Independence Day.

I don't want to hear all the edgy takes about how terrible our country is. I know. I'm aware. You're not being original. Being disillusioned doesn't make you cool. Just let me have this one day - and maybe let yourself have a little fun with being American.

Metamy Week, 2024 [Day 3: Change]

WATCH THE VIDEO I WORKED HARD ON IT- plz....I beg

[This took all motivation, I'm not doing anymore days, spare me.]