Ok Behold My First Ask... A Sequel To The Sniper X Masc Rookie Reader Thats A Bit More Romantic If You

ASS PANCAKES MY BELOVED 💙

Hi! Can I I request an x reader with ass pancakes that takes place during the 7 year time skip like in the comic after moving on from being a mercenary? : )

Hello!! This is my first request so I’m very excited!! I made this Romantic/Platonic since I wasn’t entirely sure, hope you like it!!

ASS PANCAKES X READER AFTER 7 YEARS

In my head, the story of Freak Fortress goes differently than the canon comics. They were an outlier team, a team of weirdos with unrelenting abilities, while there was the Team Fortress 2 classic team we all know, they rarely faced off with Freak Fortress. You were apart of this team, one of the few who was close to normal. They would all have retire at some point, but I feel like they would still go about their merry way and continue wrecking havoc. 

-Ass Pancakes had a fondness for you he never showed. Maybe it was because he felt bad that you did not have unfair powers given by whatever force of nature gave the entire Freak Fortress theirs. He always BONKED! the enemy team member that shot you. Going absolutely overkill and then looking blankly at you. Once you have a nervous smile, he grinned ear to ear before saying “See ya!” and jumping away. 

-(Romantic/Platonic) Speaking of, he would always übercharge himself with Bonk! to protect you from speeding bullets. This gave you the chance to run to cover and reload your gun. You would hide in the corner of a two-story with supply caches. Ready to run and your safety off, he would push you back down. Once you saw who it was, you lowered your gun. He look at you with that same, crazy eyed smile and said, “I Bonked! them all.”  So much for reloading.

-You two ended up living in a small, dingy apartment on the outskirts of Teufort. A sketchy area, which made sense, considering Ass Pancakes was now your roommate after being your co-worker/good friend (mainly so no one else bothered you). 

-I honestly do not see him changing much, aside from being a little more calm. Down the line, he started to do “side jobs” with the other former mercenaries that are exactly what you think they are. He would leave and come back like he had a regular job, but you knew what he was doing. And you did not want to see it.

-Any canned drink you have, he will take the opportunity to scare you. Imagine you’re reading a book and you move your hand to grab the can of pop you opened and suddenly feeling dry skin. You would jump, of course, and he would jump out of the can in front of you. It’s something he has been doing since he met you.

-(Romantic) He would always shake you by your shoulders before kissing you. It’s his thing! Speaking of kissing, he will always appear right in front of you upside down and face to face, and ask for a kiss, pointing at his lips, and once you gave it to him, he disappeared. You don’t even know how he was upside down, the ceiling was too high. 

-Your apartment is mostly your space. I feel like Ass Pancakes only owns the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and the many cans of Bonk! that fill your fridge. He lets you decorate however you want. However, he will come up to them, look for a moment and then ask, “You did this?” And then after you say yes, he grabs your shoulders, does his wide grin and yells “I love it!”. Do be warned about the carpet, he will leave bloodstains. 

-His hair, like canon Scout’s, has gotten longer and I like to think his leg muscles are very tense from all of the running around and jumping he’s done. 

-He watches you sleep since he doesn’t sleep. You two end up spending the night on the couch rather than your own bed (He doesn’t have one). You either wake up to wide eyes staring at you or him eating your food. 

-(Romantic/Platonic) If you cuddle on his chest, his regular heart rate is above average due to how much Bonk he drinks. He also pats your head rather than rub your head or run his hands through your hair. He’s gotten a lot calmer, but he does not understand social cues. 

My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!

Unusual Medical care

Team Fortress 2 role-play:

>TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]

>slight gore and depictions of blood

You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.

"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.

"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.”

"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"

You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.

"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.

"Hello!" You answered politely.

"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.

"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.

"I will do my best!"

"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"

You thought for a second before giving him an answer.

"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"

At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...

"MEDICCC!!!"

It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.

"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"

"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"

Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.

"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.

"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"

"And?"

"And that idiot actually did it."

Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.

"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"

"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"

When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.

"Did you said 'we' ?"

"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"

You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.

"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand

"You haaaveeee red handssss"

"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.

"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"

Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.

"Heywhatisgoingon?"

"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"

You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.

"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"

You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.

"Is he...dead?" You asked.

"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"

You both stared at Scout for some time.

...

...

...

"Or maybe he is dead"

On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.

"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.

"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"

"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.

"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"

"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"

You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.

"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.

"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"

Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.

"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.

"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.

"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"

You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.

"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"

You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.

"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"

You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.

"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!”

After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.

"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"

You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.

"No problem just don't try anything like that again"

"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.

"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"

"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"

"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"

Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.

"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"

"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"

"Thank you!"

"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"

You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.

"MEDICCC!"

Well, looks like it's time for another operation.

[Hope ya liked it! Tell me what do you think in the comments! @zeldot 💀✨️]

Answering your requests right now! I apologise for it taking so long💀

I got one last request in my askbox! Gonna finish it, it's gonna be long one too because gosh I love this idea a lot! ✨️🙌

So, mini thing I want to say, I wanna make my own tf2 fic! I was super inspired by many amazing writers here, especially from one Fic that is just PEEK

Super happy to announce that I am joining this and making something simple. When it will happen? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Y E S.

I will announce it ofc! Just uh, need to do some stuff before that 😅

Perhaps a sequel to the crush medic x masc reader thats more romantic (with art)?

Bloody dance

◇ TF2 Medic x reader

◇ waning: slight gore and mentions of blood

You were helping Medic and Engineer fix their weapons in a workshop. After rough (but successfully won) battle most of them were in a bad shape, so you volunteered to help them. Mostly you did it because you wanted to spend more time with your team's doctor. You liked to be around him, his presence and wide smile was enough to bright your day. He was working on the other side of the room, repairing his medigun while you were helping Engineer with his Frontier Justice. You stared at Medic's face, daydreaming, before you felt hand on your shoulder.

"Hey there partner. Can you hear me now? I asked if you could give me screwdriver"

"Oh! Right right, sorry Engi"

Engineer looked at you and back at Medic couple times, before comic back to continue his task.

"You seem distracted. Is everything alright?" He asked.

"Yea yea. I was just...staring at...something..."

Engineer smiled at you before patting your back.

"You know I think I can handle this by myself? if you want, you can go check if Doc needs any of your help"

You raised your eyebrow as Engi was smiling at you. Simply you rolled your eyes and smiled back. You approached Medic from his left side a bit nervous.

"Hey there doc. I came here to ask if you need help"

Medic turned around to face you and replied with a light chuckle.

"Of course you can mein liebling. Can you put your hand on the metal piece right here? Those parts are really hard to hold together. Your strength is something I could use right now"

Without any questions you did as he asked. You hold the metal piece of the medigun in one place, standing really close to him, meanwhile Medic leaned his head on your shoulder. Slowly he began to connect the parts together, you didn't move, because you didn't wanted to disturb him, or make it akward. He gently hummed to you ear, and moved your hand to metal parts he wanted you to hold. It took some time but he finally finished to connecting pieces together.

"Done. Zhank you for help my strong friend!"

"No problem doc!"

"Now that we're done for today, would you like to have a cup of tea in my office? Alone of course. I bet others are still drunk after "We Won F#ck You BLU Team" party Demo and Scout organized."

You noded excited, as Medic walk out of the room. You stared at the door for some minutes, before quickly turning around after hearing small chuckle behind you.

"Ah, you two finally found time to go on a date" said Engineer while connecting wires in his sentry gun.

"Come on Engi, this isn't a date. Right...?"

"Hm. Doc never asks anyone to drink his tea with him. One because he drinks special type of tea that only he likes and two, he prefares to do it alone, since it makes him feel relaxed, so him inviting someone for a tea is... well, unexpected. But what do I know" he shruged his shoulders and continued to work.

You couldn't stop thinking about it, was Medic actually liking your company enough to invite you to spend his free time with him.

After couple of minutes you arrived at his office. You changed your uniform for something more casual. You walked inside, looking for Medic, when you noticed him behind curtains.

"Doc? I'm here-"

Is that moment Medic walked out, with bloody hands, in which he was holding a fresh heart.

"Ah! Zhere you are! Came right on time! I apologise I still needed to organise my things"

He put heart into a jar, placing it right back on a shelf. You stared at his collection as he was cleaning his hands.

"There we go. Sit down bitte, I will give you your cup of tea in no time!"

You sat down. While Medic was preparing tea some of his birds started to gather around you. You gave some of them headpats before they fly away as Medic sat down next to you.

"Here you go!" He gave you small cup filled with hot tea. You took a sip, and surprisingly it was really good.

"And? What do you think?" Medic asked.

"It's really good!" You answered before taking another sip.

"Really? Ha! I knew you'll like it. Glad to see we have similar taste, not like the others. Scout spat it out right away"

You both enjoyed your tea, and pleased yourself with smalltalk, gossips about your teammates and laughed at each other's jokes.

Some time passed, this is when you heard one of the songs in radio. You started to move to the beat of the music.

"Can you dance?" Medic asked.

"Me? Oh a bit. I don't think I'm the best dancer"

"I'll be the judge of that" on these words Medic stood up and took your hand.

You followed him, and both of you stared to dance. You weren't the best a first.

Who I'm kidding, you were terrible. Medic warped his hand around your waist and pulled you closer to himself.

"Relax. This isn't a test but a dance, so enjoy it"

You started to slowly catch up with him, enjoying every step you made with him today. Both of you stared to dance like crazy, enjoying the beat and not caring about anything else than this. You picked him up by his weist and spin around with him, causing him to laugh even harder.

"Showing off your strength, aren't you?"

"Maybe" you answered.

You looked down at his face. The way he smiled with such pride and joy made your cheeks to change color. When song ended both of you were still holding each other. You couldn't let him go, so did he.

He closed his eyes and kissed you in lips. Your eyes widen.

It was...wow

Short but beautiful moment. Then you looked up at him, he winked back at you.

"See? You dance amazing"

"Yea. Thanks Doc"

"No problem. Now let's enjoy the rest of the night mein liebling~..."

Both of you kissed again, this time a bit longer. You hold him in your hands, gently petting your hair. All you wanted was to stay like this forever. You felt comfort of his hand as both of you sat down, this time closer to each other, as he was gently holding your hand.

[Thank you for reading!💀✨️]

Opening requests again!

Remember to read about what I can write before sending one. Give me your ideas people, I wanna hear them, platonic, romantic or completely goofy ✌️✨️

bad eyesight (Sniper)

ok so my friend (who doesn’t know tf2 at all) saw a picture of Sniper and said to me “hey his sunglasses are prescription! they fade in the dark” and i can’t get over it. so now im obsessed with bad eyesight Sniper. anyway here’s some headcanons then

SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT HIS POOR EYESIGHT. Sniper was so embarrassed about needing glasses that he got prescription sunglasses so nobody would know.

he tried on regular glasses, but he thought that they made him look so nerdy he threw them off and didn’t look back.

the only person who knows about his poor eyesight (other than his parents), is Spy. Spy had thieved the marksman’s sunglasses to inspect them, and noticed the extremely thick lenses of them.

enenebrbbrbrbejwkwowpnrnrrb poor eyesight Sniper

It was my first ever tf2 game in casual. I was pocketing nice Scout that probably knew i was new to the game, he was protecting me until the über push from the enemy team, andddd i didn't really knew what does that mean 😅

AND THAT POOR SCOUT WAS SPAMING "MEDIC!" TO WARN ME!

WE ARE SO BACK! ✨️✨️✨️

The 7th comic Is In The Works!

Those aren't just rumors, btw!

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PT. 2, uhh yeah from thus post.