The Urge To Make This Into A Mini Series😩😩😩

The urge to make this into a mini series😩😩😩

Can you imagine being a Christian and then turning into a vampire???

You want to read the Bible? Oh no sorry you hiss at it instead but that's fine. You want to go to church? Well you can't go inside but sit on the doorstep and listen to the service if it makes you feel better I guess. You want to wear the lovely silver cross necklace from your grandmother? Lmao no you gotta wear the ugly ass wooden fish one you got for twenty pence from charity shop.

It's even funnier when you consider other vampires. Like imagine some random vampire is drinking blood from a dead body and the Christian vampire is sitting there like 'John what the fuck is wrong with you'. All the other vampires are drinking blood out of wine glasses in dramatic gothic outfits and there's this one person in a flowery cardigan slurping coconut water out of a juice box.