I’m Out Here Thinkin Im Just Whack When In Reality Imma Leader Type Omega

This is horrifying, I love it.

reblog this and in the tag put your sun sign and what you wish your blood would look like

i’m a leo and i wish my blood was pink glitter

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

A beautiful day to be morally græy.

i hate linked accounts i hate photo verification i hate legal names required i hate location data i hate saved passwords i hate targeted ads i hate suggested content i hate cross site sharing i hate a facebook account is required i hate default toggles to share all personal information. i will kill and eat mark zuckerberg and not even have that much fun with it

To be new is remeshing; the taste of dry shampoo.

You have the type of face that would be drawn on an egg and registered.

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

me buying a sus collar on etsy:

etsy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE GIFT IDEAS FOR DADS???