bluntsam

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Genetically Predisposed To Sadness

Isn’t that just depression? But for an entire species?

Hey Do You Have Friends

I’ve got very few rn. Kinda too busy to look around and make more unfortunately. I am open to making friends though? Just haven’t been trying as of late.

Anyway here’s Gregarious:

confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

FREE PALESTINEEEE

Sad to see you're an antisemite...

I am of Jewish descent. Free Palestine, fuckhead.

i like how this was a really close race for something as stupid as whether or not to blow up the moon. reminds me of america

Reblog for greater sample size.

gum works better. but you might get charged like that one person did. car got damaged via gum wad. cybertruck loses to gum. cybertruck 0 - gum 1

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

The happy ghast is brethren to the battle bus in this essay I will

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

invader zim:

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

Hey! Saw your post about community college. Just wondering, what are you studying? Thanks!

I was actually there to get my GED since I had to drop out of high school for a plethora of reasons. (Covid era, Mental health stuff, etc.) I did very well lol and got credit for Math. I was one point off from a Science credit too.

Though I do plan on going to a community college soon for computer science. There’s one near me that has a game dev course type thing i’m looking into right now, but even if I just end up in programming I think I’d be good.

AM I COOKING CHAT?

My evidence that AI could never replace me.

Read ‘em and weep boys. My bullshit is one-hundo-percent human.

i forgot how scary people are

why are colleges so big and loud

this is anarchy

why are they singing karaoke in the cafeteria ???

saw a cute guy at the eye doctor

no clue who he was but his last name is apparently hyphenated and hard to spell according to the eye people helping him

i have no house and i must moat

dO yOu LiKe sLuG

My answer depends entirely on which slug we’re talking about.

also why are you typing like the homestuck clown ?

all my characters are gay until proven straight

Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

smash

piss

yeah mate have a glass

DO YOU HAVE A FURSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Cause like I sawwwwwww you talking about furrys that would Be SO COOL . . .

I personally wouldn’t call myself a furry.

However.

I technically did make up a fursona once-

I’m not really apart of that community myself, but I’ve looked into it before; both because I have been friends with people who were furries, and because I like looking into communities online for fun. That and when making an alien species - Furries can give you a surprising amount of good advice.

I made a fursona as a “what if” scenario once while watching some videos furry horror stories. (Made by furries - It wasn’t anti-furry content - It was just talking about some scary stuff that happened in the past like the patched stuffed animal fursuit guy.) I never did make an actual drawing of the fursona in question, but I did sketch it out once. It was a moth with a dark green color scheme and formal accessories if I recall correctly. I don’t think I’d ever make or get an actual fursuit of it, but designing one for fun was entertaining to me. (like deciding on what features to keep from the original animal, and what to change for that slightly cartoonish vibe fursuits/fursonas tend to have.)

Unfortunately, I don’t know where that sketch is though since that was a long while ago? If I find it I’ll post it I guess?

TDLR: Technically yes, but I’m not a furry-

do u know the rizzler???

like the onceler?

saw you had a cat. just wondering what his name is. he's cute. or she.

his name is gregarious :)

he’s a bit dumb but very friendly and i love him

Do you have Spotify? If you do, you should post your Wrapped. I think you would have an interesting taste in music lmao.

I have Spotify, but I stopped really using it very much since around the beginning of the year? It feels very incomplete because of that-

It’s basically only what I was listening to in January. (Ignore the weeknd being on there. 😔)

If I still used Spotify I’m 100% sure Kendrick Lamar would be on there, and maybe Epic the Musical? (idk if that’s on Spotify actually?) Glass animals and Odetari would also probably affect things.

My music tastes are kinda all over the place, and I rarely stick to any specific artists. I also have a maladaptive daydreaming problem, so I tend to listen to music that fits the stories in my head. (Genuinely, I’m not self-diagnosing here. Therapy is good to have if you can pay for it.👍)

(Oxymoronically despite barely using Spotify I was in the top 0.05% of people who listened to “My Love Mine All Mine.”)

i exist and that’s terrifying

there is no plot or set story narrative

i’m just here and one day i wont be

where will my mind go when it has no puppet left to string up and dance for me?

i’m scared

im not like thoher girls

ima guy

Ay bbgirl wanna become a 200k slow burn fanfic?

i dont want this to be true b u t

i have a suspicion that part of why trump has won both of the elections he won in is because his opponent was a woman

like the only time he lost is when we put an old white guy up to fight him

i feel like some people need to do some introspection and look at their biases

i have an idea

and ive had this idea for literal years

but i need to be able to draw humans to do it

hubris

absolute hubris