I Exist And That’s Terrifying

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?

So either I’d be me normally - or a joint named Sam.

I dislike this reality greatly.

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever

It’s already Sunday somehow and now it’s Monday I think time isn’t real

to be fair love and hate are similar

to like or dislike doesn’t take active effort

you have to care - you have to think

i think it’s good to care about things that matter

bad or good

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

Hey! Saw your post about community college. Just wondering, what are you studying? Thanks!

I was actually there to get my GED since I had to drop out of high school for a plethora of reasons. (Covid era, Mental health stuff, etc.) I did very well lol and got credit for Math. I was one point off from a Science credit too.

Though I do plan on going to a community college soon for computer science. There’s one near me that has a game dev course type thing i’m looking into right now, but even if I just end up in programming I think I’d be good.

i swear this dude’s level of maturity is weaker then a tomodachi mii