Sometimes You Have To Realize That Something Flying At You Isn’t Them Being Violent Or Horseflys. That

3rd base is me sharing dreams I’ve moved on from

modern sherlock holmes would be a stoner

My mouth tastes like water

i’ve been carrying around a small lion plushie for 59 cents from ikea for days now

i’ve just been calling them ikea lion

i cant get rid of them

Not for long.

Is Joey from friends house more real than luigis mansion? Is the opposite true? Are they both equally real or not real?

JOEY FROM FRIENDS HOUSE WAS CONSTRUCTED AS A SET THAT ONE COULD TRAVERSE WITH THEIR PHYSICAL BODY BUT IT WAS NEVER ACTUALLY A HOUSE IT WAS ONLY THE ILLUSION OF A HOUSE

JOEYS HOUSE AND LUIGIS MANSION ARE CLOSE IN TERMS OF RELATIVE METAPHYSICAL MASS BUT JOEYS HOUSE HAD A PARTIAL PHYSICAL MANIFESTION WHICH MAKES IT MORE REAL

me constantly: when i have free time i could do my work or do something i want to do like read or play a video game - i could even message a friend and play games with them!

EVERY FUCKING TIME: i’m going to walk in a circle and listen to music and think about the little stories in my head

Puki I turn 18 tomorrow do you have any advice for being an adult

You're not an adult just cause one number changed to another number, u ain't a god-damned Sim are you? You gain nothing and lose nothing by turning 18, just learn as you always have, little small child.

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began