Bluntsam - Sentient Boots

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i wanna hug him but he would turn me into food

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bluntsam
2 years ago

the army did not begin - said army got moldy

BUT MY MONSTERA IS SPROUTING

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began

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bluntsam
3 years ago

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

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shitpost this is very important
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bluntsam
2 years ago

ever get stabbed, buy 50 bucks of plants, and pass out?

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plants cw bl00d
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bluntsam
2 years ago

be the reason people say “most” or “usually” or “generally speaking”

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shitpost motivation motivator
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bluntsam
7 months ago

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?

Heyyyyyy... You Seem Really Cool Lol........ Are You Single!?!?!?!?
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art drawing shitpost anon ask anonymous turns out if you arent meeting new people you dont make new friends who would have known i should have added ‘makes spreadsheets to improve at video games’ i have far too many video game spreadsheets ive made
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bluntsam
2 years ago

me constantly: when i have free time i could do my work or do something i want to do like read or play a video game - i could even message a friend and play games with them!

EVERY FUCKING TIME: i’m going to walk in a circle and listen to music and think about the little stories in my head

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shitpost adhd
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bluntsam
4 months ago

Do you celebrate Christmas? Did you get anything cool?

I was born in southern America. Christmas is in my bones whether I want it to or not. It’s been drilled into my subconscious since birth-

I got a few cool things, but it all pales in comparison to the pure artistry that is:

The Official Garfield Pillow Pet

Do You Celebrate Christmas? Did You Get Anything Cool?
Do You Celebrate Christmas? Did You Get Anything Cool?
Do You Celebrate Christmas? Did You Get Anything Cool?
Do You Celebrate Christmas? Did You Get Anything Cool?

Look at my boy; He becometh flat!

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cat cats christmas lmao anon ask anonymous garfield pillow pets christmas gift throw pillow some cat for the soul pillow pet garfield pillow pet body pillow I was gonna ask why body pillow is a tag but then I remembered i’m on tumblr technically i’m not wrong
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bluntsam
2 years ago
bluntsam - Sentient Boots
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bluntsam
2 years ago

That feminine urge this, masculine urge that ….

Yeah, okay , cool

But what about the Lunar urge to ritualistically disappear every couple of weeks ?

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shitpost the mortal urge to cause others downfalls the bastard instinct little goblin brained gremlin even
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bluntsam
4 years ago

I don’t know the answer- but I know for certain you are fucking

wrong.

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Sentient Boots

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