I Dont Want This To Be True B U T

insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.

things i’ll do once i can FINALLY drive:

just leave to the library for some quiet time

just go to stores or a mall and skim through them on my own time

probably run someone over

actually control the music

just vibe in graveyards looking for cool names to write down

go to a park on my own and just immediately walk off the path and get lost

put stickers all throughout town

maybe get a part time job?

be able to get things like piercings n shit that i otherwise would not be able to get in a timely manner

probably carry even more safety shit

fuck up learning the guitar OUTSIDE instead of doing that indoors

get a parking fine because how the fuck do people even parallel park like it doesn’t even look physically possible

get the food i’m craving without having to do a charisma check at my family

just go to a pharmacy and walk around cus i never get enough time to just look at the things

maybe go to a con or other cool shit goin on

explore abandoned shit on my own that i probably shouldn’t be exploring

etc etc you get the gist I cannot wait

This is horrifying, I love it.

reblog this and in the tag put your sun sign and what you wish your blood would look like

i’m a leo and i wish my blood was pink glitter

Even the office has a beach episode wtf

i forgot how scary people are

why are colleges so big and loud

this is anarchy

why are they singing karaoke in the cafeteria ???

Accidental

Birdening

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

Puki I turn 18 tomorrow do you have any advice for being an adult

You're not an adult just cause one number changed to another number, u ain't a god-damned Sim are you? You gain nothing and lose nothing by turning 18, just learn as you always have, little small child.

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

All idioms probably started from one person saying some cool shit, and everyone copied that.