Fuck You My Child’s Completely Fine!

i fully understand led light strips now

my sister had an extra bit of the thing and i put it on the top of one wall

everything looks so much better bathed in green

i am shrek

Even the office has a beach episode wtf

Nov is for Novelty;

Dec is for decoration.

I don’t know what the fuck just happened - but my post about the Minecraft chats thing suddenly is being liked and reblogged an immense amount compared to everything else I’ve done; this is not what I want the internet to remember me for.

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

Do you have Spotify? If you do, you should post your Wrapped. I think you would have an interesting taste in music lmao.

I have Spotify, but I stopped really using it very much since around the beginning of the year? It feels very incomplete because of that-

It’s basically only what I was listening to in January. (Ignore the weeknd being on there. 😔)

If I still used Spotify I’m 100% sure Kendrick Lamar would be on there, and maybe Epic the Musical? (idk if that’s on Spotify actually?) Glass animals and Odetari would also probably affect things.

My music tastes are kinda all over the place, and I rarely stick to any specific artists. I also have a maladaptive daydreaming problem, so I tend to listen to music that fits the stories in my head. (Genuinely, I’m not self-diagnosing here. Therapy is good to have if you can pay for it.👍)

(Oxymoronically despite barely using Spotify I was in the top 0.05% of people who listened to “My Love Mine All Mine.”)

This is horrifying, I love it.

reblog this and in the tag put your sun sign and what you wish your blood would look like

i’m a leo and i wish my blood was pink glitter

gum works better. but you might get charged like that one person did. car got damaged via gum wad. cybertruck loses to gum. cybertruck 0 - gum 1

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

I could so very easily be poisoned

bathroom dunkleosteus

going to hobby lobby just to pick up all the bits that fall off the fake plants and putting them in funky jars