“Every Lesbian Dresses Like A McElroy” “Every Lesbian Dresses Like One Of The Animaniacs” Actually

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

heres a mini "lego" set i made a while back i wanna show off because of the pain and suffering that it took to build this, each piece was about the size or smaller as my pinky nail. :3

mb chat for not posting my ootd recently, ive had some bad outfits so i decided to not show the interwebs them, but dw gang i have one today and i will show *eventually*

:3

heeppy hoolida

so Chrys canonically being a himbo, naturally, is also dyslexic :3

this is a new(sorta?) oc i just drew. MR CØF1EE, aka Mr. Coffee. Theres some slight lore to him? Rant but if u dont wanna read just look at cool art :)

Mr. Coffee originally was a lego character i made from scraps i had, a robot from a Lego Movie set, a harry potter hair, and some random legs. Then i kinda got obsessed. I made him cars out of legos, i gave him a little coffee cup, and he soon became the mayor of this town i had as a kid with all of my toys. I was like 8 at the time. He eventually got broken and lost by my little brother (😒😒😒) but i made a NEW ONE out of a random blank orange head, i drew on a face, a yellow construction helmet, some minecraft zombie arms, and random body pieces. I drew the old version, i plan to draw the new version sometime soon :) but im hoping i can make some lore for this little dude, i already have some ideas cooking. Maybe you can see some in the drawing heh 😈. but yeah i might go on rants here and there about him. even though i already have so many ocs and universes and theres to many to keep track of atp... whats the harm in another universe? i mean i technically created it before the other ones? lol anyways thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk about anxiety coffee filled robot man.

I need everyone tagging me on stuff to know that I'm not ignoring it and I love you but I am currently experiencing The Horrors™️ again

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

YEAH LANDON SOMEONE WANTS TO READ IT I DO I DO *raises hand aggressively*

"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.